{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":6,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter","displayName":"Steve's Place","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/182810-original-tmp20231008190146.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/182810-96-20231008190146.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/182810-48-20231008190146.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/182810-24-20231008190146.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"182810"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/182810-96-20231008190146.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"ASCAP member. Once was in R&amp;D at Apple &amp; Compaq. One NASA launch. Designed stuff. Made things go. Made things stop. Collected data. Sysadmin. Musician. Lead guitarist. Songwriter. Oregonian again after many stops.Profile picture: Head of a man in a hazmat suit from an album.Header picture: Colors of Ukraine.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/@steter","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"steter","displayName":"Steve's Place","note":"ASCAP member. Once was in R&amp;D at Apple &amp; Compaq. One NASA launch. Designed stuff. Made things go. Made things stop. Collected data. Sysadmin. Musician. Lead guitarist. Songwriter. Oregonian again after many stops.Profile picture: Head of a man in a hazmat suit from an album.Header picture: Colors of Ukraine."}},"content":"RT @steter @TheBreadmonkey\u201cOh Secretary, just one more thing: Fortinbrass, my wanking equerry, getting a bit old. Touch of the arthritis. Losing his grip, what, quite literallly. Do the decent thing with him.\u201d","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter\/statuses\/116710193279408819\/activity","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey\/statuses\/116710087799899717","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Nickiquote<\/a><\/p><p>King Charles has a butler do it for him. It's the most prestigious job on the household staff. Sadly at the end of their career they have to be put down.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey\/116710087799899717","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-07:objectType=thread:nonce=3ff3ec6aaee526fd","notice_info":{"local_id":"12714972","source":"ActivityPub","repeat_of":"12714970"}},"published":"2026-06-07T18:17:19+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"title":"steter repeated a notice by TheBreadmonkey","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter\/statuses\/116710193279408819\/activity"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey","displayName":"SolBenstice","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-original-tmp20260616184546.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-96-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-48-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-24-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"155856"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-96-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hi, I&#39;m Ben. I&#39;m a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I&#39;m a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate\/love running and generally love being outdoors. He\/Him Want to give me a million pounds? https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/thebreadmonkey Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party\u267e\ufe0f","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"TheBreadmonkey","displayName":"SolBenstice","note":"Hi, I&#39;m Ben. I&#39;m a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I&#39;m a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate\/love running and generally love being outdoors. He\/Him Want to give me a million pounds? https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/thebreadmonkey Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party\u267e\ufe0f"}},"content":"<p>Imagine if you saw a ghost. Like just out of the blue one day - welp, the spirit world is real apparently. Supernatural forces exist in the world. Probably means there's also werewolves and probably some kind of afterlife with a system for measuring worthiness. Everything I thought is now wrong. Better stop masturbating now I know mum is watching. Gonna have to be nice to people now. Fucks sake. Clear our schedule, I'm committing all of my time now to going to church. Work out how to cleanse my filthy soul as much as possible. Find me some orphans. There's work to be done. It would really upend your whole thing.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey\/statuses\/116710029659187016","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey\/statuses\/116710029659187016","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Imagine if you saw a ghost. Like just out of the blue one day - welp, the spirit world is real apparently. Supernatural forces exist in the world. Probably means there's also werewolves and probably some kind of afterlife with a system for measuring worthiness. Everything I thought is now wrong. Better stop masturbating now I know mum is watching. Gonna have to be nice to people now. Fucks sake. Clear our schedule, I'm committing all of my time now to going to church. Work out how to cleanse my filthy soul as much as possible. Find me some orphans. There's work to be done. It would really upend your whole thing.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey\/116710029659187016","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-07:objectType=thread:nonce=3ff3ec6aaee526fd","notice_info":{"local_id":"12714967","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-07T18:17:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey\/116710029659187016"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/Nickiquote","displayName":"Nick","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/142512-original-tmp20260407151433.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/142512-96-20260407190735.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/142512-48-20260407152043.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/142512-24-20260408231000.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"142512"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/142512-96-20260407190735.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish  (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He\/him. Trying to be an ally \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f.\u201cNick is great and not an insidious piece of shit\u201d - @TheBreadmonkeyThe Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@Nickiquote@mstdn.socialAvi: cartoonish self portrait of himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&amp;w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin\u2019s eyes staring out over sunglasses.","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Nickiquote","displayName":"Nick","note":"Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish  (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He\/him. 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Tonally all over the place. Irish  (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He\/him. Trying to be an ally \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f.\u201cNick is great and not an insidious piece of shit\u201d - @TheBreadmonkeyThe Toots, the whole Toots and nothing but the Toots: https:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@Nickiquote@mstdn.socialAvi: cartoonish self portrait of himself, default white bloke in glasses, b&amp;w. Header: drawing of Aretha Franklin\u2019s eyes staring out over sunglasses.","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Nickiquote","displayName":"Nick","note":"Bad jokes, worse opinions. Tonally all over the place. Irish  (North), living in England. Leftist provincial dad. He\/him. 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There was such a ghost queue out the door of Windsor Palace when the Queen bought a new Mills and Boon.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/Nickiquote\/statuses\/116710070511173996","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/Nickiquote\/statuses\/116710070511173996","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@TheBreadmonkey<\/a> Alternatively maybe ghosts are really chill about the whole wanking thing because they know that everyone secretly does it, even the late Queen. There was such a ghost queue out the door of Windsor Palace when the Queen bought a new Mills and Boon.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\/116710070511173996","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/Nickiquote\/statuses\/116710059862913771","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\/116710059862913771"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-07:objectType=thread:nonce=3ff3ec6aaee526fd","notice_info":{"local_id":"12714969","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-07T18:17:06+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\/116710070511173996"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey","displayName":"SolBenstice","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-original-tmp20260616184546.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-96-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-48-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-24-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"155856"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-96-20260616191149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hi, I&#39;m Ben. I&#39;m a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I&#39;m a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate\/love running and generally love being outdoors. He\/Him Want to give me a million pounds? https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/thebreadmonkey Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party\u267e\ufe0f","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"TheBreadmonkey","displayName":"SolBenstice","note":"Hi, I&#39;m Ben. I&#39;m a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I&#39;m a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate\/love running and generally love being outdoors. He\/Him Want to give me a million pounds? https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/thebreadmonkey Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party\u267e\ufe0f"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Nickiquote<\/a><\/p><p>King Charles has a butler do it for him. It's the most prestigious job on the household staff. Sadly at the end of their career they have to be put down.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey\/statuses\/116710087799899717","object":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey\/statuses\/116710087799899717","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Nickiquote<\/a><\/p><p>King Charles has a butler do it for him. It's the most prestigious job on the household staff. 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Do the decent thing with him.\u201d<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/Nickiquote\/statuses\/116710111413106124","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/Nickiquote\/statuses\/116710111413106124","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@TheBreadmonkey<\/a><\/p><p>\u201cOh Secretary, just one more thing: Fortinbrass, my wanking equerry, getting a bit old. Touch of the arthritis. Losing his grip, what, quite literallly. Do the decent thing with him.\u201d<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\/116710111413106124","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey\/statuses\/116710087799899717","url":"https:\/\/beige.party\/@TheBreadmonkey\/116710087799899717"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-07:objectType=thread:nonce=3ff3ec6aaee526fd","notice_info":{"local_id":"12714971","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-07T18:17:04+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.social\/@Nickiquote\/116710111413106124"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6458999","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}