{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":2,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle","displayName":"The Turtle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-original-tmp20221121235014.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-96-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-48-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-24-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"34998"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-96-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don&#39;t give a shit.Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.Stroke survivor. I don&#39;t govy.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"the_turtle","displayName":"The Turtle","note":"The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don&#39;t give a shit.Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.Stroke survivor. I don&#39;t govy."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\" class=\"u-url mention\">@botvolution<\/a> \"This one simple trick...\" (to make $100, or lose belly fat, or turn your bathtub into a nuclear weapon)<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-20:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle\/statuses\/116688999718291779","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle\/statuses\/116688999718291779","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\" class=\"u-url mention\">@botvolution<\/a> \"This one simple trick...\" (to make $100, or lose belly fat, or turn your bathtub into a nuclear weapon)<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\/116688999718291779","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution\/statuses\/116688511154839430","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\/116688511154839430"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-03:objectType=thread:nonce=d8ca5d940a47fb07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12698766","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-04T00:27:14+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\/116688999718291779"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution","displayName":"botvolution","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-original-tmp20240128112800.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":344,"height":344},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-96-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-48-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-24-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"104501"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/104501-96-20240128150456.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"your unpleasant lizard.I&#39;ve been floating in the fediverse since at least 2018 in one guise or another.A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram.Avatar: Mole in gasmask, cropped from a cartoon by Tom Gauld#NoBridge","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"botvolution","displayName":"botvolution","note":"your unpleasant lizard.I&#39;ve been floating in the fediverse since at least 2018 in one guise or another.A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram.Avatar: Mole in gasmask, cropped from a cartoon by Tom Gauld#NoBridge"}},"content":"<p>I don't really know wtf an \"em dash\" is (and have no desire to learn), but what I do know is that when I see \"Whether you [...]\" or \"Learn how [...]\", I'm in the presence of slopulation and can exit the tab.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-20:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution\/statuses\/116688511154839430","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/botvolution\/statuses\/116688511154839430","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I don't really know wtf an \"em dash\" is (and have no desire to learn), but what I do know is that when I see \"Whether you [...]\" or \"Learn how [...]\", I'm in the presence of slopulation and can exit the tab.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\/116688511154839430","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-03:objectType=thread:nonce=d8ca5d940a47fb07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12698178","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-03T22:23:26+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@botvolution\/116688511154839430"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6450443","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}