{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/jmax","displayName":"John Maxwell","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/108448-original-tmp20240817005006.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/108448-96-20240817034907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/108448-48-20240817025138.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/108448-24-20240817034907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"108448"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/108448-96-20240817034907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"He\/him.Them sheep is all liars.Reluctantly aging geek.LLMs are a scam.I miss you, Hobbes and Tux. You were the Best Cats.Adopt the Juicero or be left behind.Corporations are not people.Lisps are the one true programming language family, Scheme is it&#39;s purest member, and Emacs is its temple.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@jmax","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jmax","displayName":"John Maxwell","note":"He\/him.Them sheep is all liars.Reluctantly aging geek.LLMs are a scam.I miss you, Hobbes and Tux. You were the Best Cats.Adopt the Juicero or be left behind.Corporations are not people.Lisps are the one true programming language family, Scheme is it&#39;s purest member, and Emacs is its temple."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Well done.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/jmax\/statuses\/116640251117283741","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/jmax\/statuses\/116640251117283741","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Well done.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@jmax\/116640251117283741","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116637539059871038","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116637539059871038"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:objectType=thread:nonce=61a23141b498235b","notice_info":{"local_id":"12654824","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-26T09:50:31+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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Turns out he always wanted Lego as a kid but wasn't allowed. I said you're an adult now, you can spend your money on what you like. He just bought the big Millennium Falcon.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-21:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116637539059871038","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116637539059871038","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Window cleaner admired my kids' old collection of Lego Star Wars arranged on shelves above my desk. Turns out he always wanted Lego as a kid but wasn't allowed. I said you're an adult now, you can spend your money on what you like. He just bought the big Millennium Falcon.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116637539059871038","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:objectType=thread:nonce=61a23141b498235b","notice_info":{"local_id":"12652548","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-25T22:24:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116637539059871038"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6427489","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}