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Back in my day, you had to wait months to years before your parents went and bought you the cool thing you wanted.

Most of the time you never got it at all!","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e84101f8-fe9d-4c96-882b-3fcf824c25ea","object":{"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e84101f8-fe9d-4c96-882b-3fcf824c25ea","objectType":"note","content":"@PNS<\/a>
Back in my day, you had to wait months to years before your parents went and bought you the cool thing you wanted.

Most of the time you never got it at all!","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e84101f8-fe9d-4c96-882b-3fcf824c25ea","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610589313528168","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610589313528168"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12631849","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T16:49:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e84101f8-fe9d-4c96-882b-3fcf824c25ea"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"

@LordFireCrotch<\/a> <\/p>

I waited around all day for the driver only to get this message at quarter to ten.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116612400084392913","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116612400084392913","objectType":"note","content":"

@LordFireCrotch<\/a> <\/p>

I waited around all day for the driver only to get this message at quarter to ten.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116612400084392913","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e84101f8-fe9d-4c96-882b-3fcf824c25ea","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e84101f8-fe9d-4c96-882b-3fcf824c25ea"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/LordFireCrotch"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12631850","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T16:49:44+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116612400084392913"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/scottdhansen","displayName":"Scott D Hansen","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/252574-original-tmp20250223133415.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/252574-96-20250225124353.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/252574-48-20250223151044.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/252574-24-20250226174927.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"252574"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/252574-96-20250225124353.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Stuff happens, sometimes I take a picture of it.","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@scottdhansen","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"scottdhansen","displayName":"Scott D Hansen","note":"Stuff happens, sometimes I take a picture of it."}},"content":"

@PNS<\/a> so lame. The only way they will learn is if you cancel.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/scottdhansen\/statuses\/116612425766334071","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/scottdhansen\/statuses\/116612425766334071","objectType":"note","content":"

@PNS<\/a> so lame. The only way they will learn is if you cancel.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@scottdhansen\/116612425766334071","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610589313528168","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610589313528168"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12630632","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T12:41:31+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@scottdhansen\/116612425766334071"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"

@Cosmic<\/a> @EarlThePearls<\/a> <\/p>

OK now you're cooking with gas.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610654581877808","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610654581877808","objectType":"note","content":"

@Cosmic<\/a> @EarlThePearls<\/a> <\/p>

OK now you're cooking with gas.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610654581877808","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610653093847674","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610653093847674"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629408","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:23:02+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610654581877808"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic","displayName":"Border Commander Cosmicino","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-original-tmp20260130003906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-96-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-48-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-24-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"237342"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-96-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Pronouns: Xi\/Jinping. President Trump\u2019s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js.","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Cosmic","displayName":"Border Commander Cosmicino","note":"Pronouns: Xi\/Jinping. President Trump\u2019s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js."}},"content":"

@PNS<\/a> @EarlThePearls<\/a> <\/p>

The luxury fabrics people are an abomination to God<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610653093847674","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610653093847674","objectType":"note","content":"

@PNS<\/a> @EarlThePearls<\/a> <\/p>

The luxury fabrics people are an abomination to God<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610653093847674","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610644317205792","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610644317205792"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629407","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:22:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610653093847674"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls","displayName":"Earl The Pearls","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/140509-original-tmp20230628215141.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/140509-96-20230628215141.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/140509-48-20230628215141.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/140509-24-20230628215141.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"140509"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/140509-96-20230628215141.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/@EarlThePearls","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"EarlThePearls","displayName":"Earl The Pearls"}},"content":"

@PNS<\/a><\/p>

Just order it again<\/p>

@Cosmic<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls\/statuses\/116610630824572107","object":{"id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls\/statuses\/116610630824572107","objectType":"note","content":"

@PNS<\/a><\/p>

Just order it again<\/p>

@Cosmic<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/@EarlThePearls\/116610630824572107","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610620423169188","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610620423169188"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629398","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:20:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/@EarlThePearls\/116610630824572107"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic","displayName":"Border Commander Cosmicino","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-original-tmp20260130003906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-96-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-48-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-24-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"237342"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-96-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Pronouns: Xi\/Jinping. President Trump\u2019s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js.","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Cosmic","displayName":"Border Commander Cosmicino","note":"Pronouns: Xi\/Jinping. President Trump\u2019s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js."}},"content":"

@EarlThePearls<\/a> @PNS<\/a> <\/p>

No man can serve two masters<\/p>

You cannot serve God and money<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610640998497279","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610640998497279","objectType":"note","content":"

@EarlThePearls<\/a> @PNS<\/a> <\/p>

No man can serve two masters<\/p>

You cannot serve God and money<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610640998497279","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls\/statuses\/116610630824572107","url":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/@EarlThePearls\/116610630824572107"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629400","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:20:48+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610640998497279"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"

@Cosmic<\/a> @EarlThePearls<\/a> <\/p>

See? Super gay.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610644317205792","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610644317205792","objectType":"note","content":"

@Cosmic<\/a> @EarlThePearls<\/a> <\/p>

See? Super gay.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610644317205792","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610640998497279","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610640998497279"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.quodverum.com\/users\/EarlThePearls"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629401","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:20:47+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610644317205792"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"

@Cosmic<\/a> <\/p>

You need to go back to BTC\/wealth trolling because this is gay.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610620423169188","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610620423169188","objectType":"note","content":"

@Cosmic<\/a> <\/p>

You need to go back to BTC\/wealth trolling because this is gay.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610620423169188","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610601149459158","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610601149459158"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629380","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:14:21+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610620423169188"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic","displayName":"Border Commander Cosmicino","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-original-tmp20260130003906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-96-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-48-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-24-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"237342"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/237342-96-20260130041747.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Pronouns: Xi\/Jinping. President Trump\u2019s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js.","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Cosmic","displayName":"Border Commander Cosmicino","note":"Pronouns: Xi\/Jinping. President Trump\u2019s ex-fficial representative on NAS. Trollenfuhrer for the Zoomerwaffen. Rolling multiple Js."}},"content":"

@PNS<\/a> <\/p>

Do not take The Lord\u2019s name in vain<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610601149459158","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/Cosmic\/statuses\/116610601149459158","objectType":"note","content":"

@PNS<\/a> <\/p>

Do not take The Lord\u2019s name in vain<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610601149459158","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610589313528168","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610589313528168"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629375","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:10:34+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@Cosmic\/116610601149459158"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-original-tmp20251019102240.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-48-20251019104542.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-24-20251019124316.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"232200"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/232200-96-20251019121959.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PNS","displayName":"Partisan Night Slut :pns:","note":"The most naturally gifted internet commenter in human history.Based in: Pakistan"}},"content":"

Jesus Christ. A 6 day delay. Fuck off Amazon. *cancels order*<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-25:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610589313528168","object":{"id":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/users\/PNS\/statuses\/116610589313528168","objectType":"note","content":"

Jesus Christ. A 6 day delay. Fuck off Amazon. *cancels order*<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610589313528168","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-21:objectType=thread:nonce=db461d64e10782b7","notice_info":{"local_id":"12629373","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-21T04:07:05+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/noauthority.social\/@PNS\/116610589313528168"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6415191","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}