I hope that when John Roberts got home from work tonight, he was juggling his briefcase and a couple loose books and a bottle of wine someone gave him and managed to awkwardly get his right middle finger in the way as he slammed the heavy door of his Mercedes and it damn near broke it and at least jammed the joint, and now it's substantially swollen and turning purple and the whole thing throbs with pain with every pulse over and over and over even though he's taken too much ibuprofen and is applying ice, and he might lose his fingernail, and also he dropped the wine when he klutzed out and the bottle broke on his driveway and despite his pain he really needs to go sweep it up.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116298082489058354","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116298082489058354","objectType":"note","content":"
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Today I hope John Roberts is finding it difficult to work because his jaw pain kept him awake last night and now he's really, really sleepy.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116291917694853746","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116291917694853746","objectType":"note","content":"
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Today I hope John Roberts awoke with a sore jaw because all the small bad things that have been happening to him every day for the last couple of months are cumulatively starting to overwhelm him with cortisol and he has begun to grind his teeth at night, and later today he learns that the grinding has made his teeth super sensitive and how he learns this is that he sips a cold drink and experiences a sharp jab of pain right through his skull and also his jaw keeps clicking in a weird way.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116285183874300961","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116285183874300961","objectType":"note","content":"
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I hope that last night John Roberts had insomnia and couldn't fall asleep until 6 a.m. and then his alarm went off at 6:30, and he's pretty sure the \"decaf\" his wife served after dinner accidentally wasn't decaf, and then he remembers that (unusually for her) she had Sleepytime tea instead of coffee, and now he's wondering whether it was really accidental.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116319324403823979","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116319324403823979","objectType":"note","content":"
I hope that last night John Roberts had insomnia and couldn't fall asleep until 6 a.m. and then his alarm went off at 6:30, and he's pretty sure the \"decaf\" his wife served after dinner accidentally wasn't decaf, and then he remembers that (unusually for her) she had Sleepytime tea instead of coffee, and now he's wondering whether it was really accidental.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116319324403823979","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116314262384507016","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613655"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613656","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116319324403823979"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-original-tmp20221225165317.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-96-20221225165317.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-48-20221225165317.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-24-20221225165317.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"80532"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-96-20221225165317.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","note":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king."}},"content":"
I hope that last night John Roberts' wife didn't come home from yesterday's #NoKings<\/a> protest until 3:00 a.m., and that when John awoke and saw her with her clothes rumpled, her hair disheveled, and her makeup smeared, he exclaimed, oh my God, did the protest turn violent?and she answered icily, my God, could you be more naive? and headed for the shower.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116314262384507016","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116314262384507016","objectType":"note","content":" I hope that last night John Roberts' wife didn't come home from yesterday's #NoKings<\/a> protest until 3:00 a.m., and that when John awoke and saw her with her clothes rumpled, her hair disheveled, and her makeup smeared, he exclaimed, oh my God, did the protest turn violent?and she answered icily, my God, could you be more naive? and headed for the shower.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613655","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116307756198337721","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116307756198337721"},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"nokings"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613655","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613655"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Kindness is king."}},"content":" I hope today John Roberts realizes that Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito probably will retire before the end of T's term so T can attempt to name their replacements the way Obama never got to because RBG was too stubborn, and that that makes him sad because them leaving literally will eliminate half of the friendships he's had in his entire miserable life.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116343547424594305","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116343547424594305","objectType":"note","content":" I hope today John Roberts realizes that Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito probably will retire before the end of T's term so T can attempt to name their replacements the way Obama never got to because RBG was too stubborn, and that that makes him sad because them leaving literally will eliminate half of the friendships he's had in his entire miserable life.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116343547424594305","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116336111793057789","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613659"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613660","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116343547424594305"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","note":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king."}},"content":" I hope that this morning, as he transitioned through that productive, liminal state halfway between sleeping and waking, John Roberts was struck with the unpromped insight that all his success as a student and lawyer was born of a pathological need to please his overdemanding, vicariously ambitious father, and that he stumbles through the rest of the day with a surprisingly strong, even pathetic feeling of sadness that he actually should have been a professional sailor or large animal vet.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116336111793057789","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116336111793057789","objectType":"note","content":" I hope that this morning, as he transitioned through that productive, liminal state halfway between sleeping and waking, John Roberts was struck with the unpromped insight that all his success as a student and lawyer was born of a pathological need to please his overdemanding, vicariously ambitious father, and that he stumbles through the rest of the day with a surprisingly strong, even pathetic feeling of sadness that he actually should have been a professional sailor or large animal vet.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613659","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116330341077432167","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116330341077432167"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613659","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613659"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Kindness is king."}},"content":" I hope nothing bad whatsoever happens to John Roberts today!<\/p> Ha ha April fools no seriously I actually hope he slips on a banana peel and breaks his elbow and has to be taken to the emergency department and today's oral argument on birthright citizenship has to be rescheduled for sometime in the next term of court and Trump's illegal order remains stayed until then.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116330341077432167","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116330341077432167","objectType":"note","content":" I hope nothing bad whatsoever happens to John Roberts today!<\/p> Ha ha April fools no seriously I actually hope he slips on a banana peel and breaks his elbow and has to be taken to the emergency department and today's oral argument on birthright citizenship has to be rescheduled for sometime in the next term of court and Trump's illegal order remains stayed until then.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116330341077432167","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116324316336138014","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613657"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613658","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116330341077432167"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","note":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king."}},"content":" I hope that someone keys John Roberts' car today, and not just shallowly so that it'll buff but all the way through the clear coat into the paint.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116324316336138014","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116324316336138014","objectType":"note","content":" I hope that someone keys John Roberts' car today, and not just shallowly so that it'll buff but all the way through the clear coat into the paint.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613657","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116319324403823979","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116319324403823979"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613657","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613657"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","note":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king."}},"content":" I hope that this morning John Roberts chose shoes he hasn't worn in a while that are a little narrow in the toe box, and also that his left fourth toenail has a sharp corner that he should have rounded off last time he trimmed them and all day long that toenail corner just grinds into the third toe next to it so that by the end of the day he actually has an open sore there that's annoying and makes him limp.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116364252081982138","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116364252081982138","objectType":"note","content":" I hope that this morning John Roberts chose shoes he hasn't worn in a while that are a little narrow in the toe box, and also that his left fourth toenail has a sharp corner that he should have rounded off last time he trimmed them and all day long that toenail corner just grinds into the third toe next to it so that by the end of the day he actually has an open sore there that's annoying and makes him limp.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116364252081982138","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116359984708037247","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613663"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613664","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116364252081982138"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","note":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king."}},"content":" Today I hope John Roberts is starting to wonder whether he made the right decision spending his spare time last weekend working to clear the way for Steve Bannon's conviction to be reversed on Trump's whim instead of what he really wanted to do, which is just hang out following updates about the Artemis mission because when he was young Apollo really was important to him.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116359984708037247","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116359984708037247","objectType":"note","content":" Today I hope John Roberts is starting to wonder whether he made the right decision spending his spare time last weekend working to clear the way for Steve Bannon's conviction to be reversed on Trump's whim instead of what he really wanted to do, which is just hang out following updates about the Artemis mission because when he was young Apollo really was important to him.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613663","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116353013295907117","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows\/116353013295907117"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=7e5e6def1ea10d5e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12613663","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-17T21:54:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613663"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","displayName":"M.S. 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Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"msbellows","displayName":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","note":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king."}},"content":" Today I hope that when John Roberts's wife awakens he's already up and because it's #Easter<\/a> he says sincerely and joyfully, \"Good morning! He is Risen!\" and she looks pointedly at his pajamas crotch and replies dolefully, \"at least someone is,\" and then they go to church and the scabbed shin scrape he received yesterday makes it painful every time he needs to kneel on the tilt-down genuflexorium, which let's be honest Catholic services require worshippers to do a lot.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-02:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116353013295907117","object":{"id":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116353013295907117","objectType":"note","content":"