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Well at least its XP and not Windows ME<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-20:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/nowayeast\/statuses\/116456997739187348","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/nowayeast\/statuses\/116456997739187348","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> this guy needs help. Well at least its XP and not Windows ME<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@nowayeast\/116456997739187348","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116456109221202039","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116456109221202039"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-23:objectType=thread:nonce=d9045938e13500e0","notice_info":{"local_id":"12498195","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-24T01:06:52+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@nowayeast\/116456997739187348"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>I make out to my coworkers as if I have exciting hobbies, but in fact I spend most evenings LARPing as a mid-2000's IT admin. I have a dozen Windows XP virtual machines all connected to Server 2003 and ping across MS Paint dick pics via Outlook to all the user accounts.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-20:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116456109221202039","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116456109221202039","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I make out to my coworkers as if I have exciting hobbies, but in fact I spend most evenings LARPing as a mid-2000's IT admin. 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