@bovaz<\/a> Clean dried lentils, yes<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/social.coop\/users\/cwebber\/statuses\/116443351164196453","object":{"id":"https:\/\/social.coop\/users\/cwebber\/statuses\/116443351164196453","objectType":"note","content":" @bovaz<\/a> Clean dried lentils, 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I'm here to fix the Internet.ActivityPub co-author, co-host of @fossandcrafts@octodon.social. Lisp sourceress, decentralized network architect, occasional Blender artist. she\/her https:\/\/dustycloud.org\/Recently moved here from @cwebber@octodon.socialLovely banner sketch by @juliaro https:\/\/mastodon.art\/@juliaro\/114489465896761273","url":"https:\/\/social.coop\/@cwebber","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"cwebber","displayName":"Christine Lemmer-Webber","note":"Executive Director of @spritely (but this is a personal account). I'm here to fix the Internet.ActivityPub co-author, co-host of @fossandcrafts@octodon.social. Lisp sourceress, decentralized network architect, occasional Blender artist. she\/her https:\/\/dustycloud.org\/Recently moved here from @cwebber@octodon.socialLovely banner sketch by @juliaro https:\/\/mastodon.art\/@juliaro\/114489465896761273"}},"content":" @danielleigh<\/a> Yes! And so INCREDIBLY easy to make lentil sloppy joes! I make them in the rice cooker, it's almost no work whatsoever<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/social.coop\/users\/cwebber\/statuses\/116443167132749305","object":{"id":"https:\/\/social.coop\/users\/cwebber\/statuses\/116443167132749305","objectType":"note","content":" @danielleigh<\/a> Yes! And so INCREDIBLY easy to make lentil sloppy joes! I make them in the rice cooker, it's almost no work whatsoever<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/social.coop\/@cwebber\/116443167132749305","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/danielleigh\/statuses\/116443022487959654","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@danielleigh\/116443022487959654"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/danielleigh"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-21:objectType=thread:nonce=aed8ed10c5113833","notice_info":{"local_id":"12484790","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-21T14:28:59+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.coop\/@cwebber\/116443167132749305"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/danielleigh","displayName":"Daniel Leigh","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292864-original-tmp20241106214255.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292864-96-20241106214339.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292864-48-20241106214339.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292864-24-20241106214339.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"292864"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292864-96-20241106214339.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I write software and music from time to time","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@danielleigh","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"danielleigh","displayName":"Daniel Leigh","note":"I write software and music from time to time"}},"content":" @cwebber<\/a> My wife and I are quite proud of the expanding circle of people we have made lentil sloppy joes for, who largely all immediately agree there is no need to bother with beef again for the dish.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/danielleigh\/statuses\/116443022487959654","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/danielleigh\/statuses\/116443022487959654","objectType":"note","content":" @cwebber<\/a> My wife and I are quite proud of the expanding circle of people we have made lentil sloppy joes for, who largely all immediately agree there is no need to bother with beef again for the dish.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@danielleigh\/116443022487959654","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/social.coop\/users\/cwebber\/statuses\/116442503259373017","url":"https:\/\/social.coop\/@cwebber\/116442503259373017"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.coop\/users\/cwebber"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-21:objectType=thread:nonce=aed8ed10c5113833","notice_info":{"local_id":"12484787","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-21T14:28:25+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@danielleigh\/116443022487959654"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/beige.party\/users\/TheBreadmonkey","displayName":"Ben","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-original-tmp20260704220547.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-96-20260704230002.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-48-20260704230002.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-24-20260704230002.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"155856"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/155856-96-20260704230002.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hi, I'm Ben. 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I'm here to fix the Internet.ActivityPub co-author, co-host of @fossandcrafts@octodon.social. Lisp sourceress, decentralized network architect, occasional Blender artist. she\/her https:\/\/dustycloud.org\/Recently moved here from @cwebber@octodon.socialLovely banner sketch by @juliaro https:\/\/mastodon.art\/@juliaro\/114489465896761273","url":"https:\/\/social.coop\/@cwebber","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"cwebber","displayName":"Christine Lemmer-Webber","note":"Executive Director of @spritely (but this is a personal account). I'm here to fix the Internet.ActivityPub co-author, co-host of @fossandcrafts@octodon.social. 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- Put in twice as much water as you do lentils.
- If you want, you can dump in some frozen peppers and onions here. Again we are being lazy here, lazy and sloppy
- LAZIEST OPTION: Add a can of premade sloppy joe sauce
- LESS LAZY OPTION BUT STILL PRETTY LAZY: Add a can of crushed tomatoes and BBQ sauce, or a heaping tablespoon of chili powder and onion and garlic powder to taste, probably a lot of it. Nutritional yeast is also great.
- If you have an oldschool rice cooker where you just push the tab down to turn it on, do that! Otherwise, choose the \"brown rice\" or \"multigrain\" setting
- Walk away
- Come back later, you have lentil sloppy joes!<\/p>
- Put in twice as much water as you do lentils.
- If you want, you can dump in some frozen peppers and onions here. Again we are being lazy here, lazy and sloppy
- LAZIEST OPTION: Add a can of premade sloppy joe sauce
- LESS LAZY OPTION BUT STILL PRETTY LAZY: Add a can of crushed tomatoes and BBQ sauce, or a heaping tablespoon of chili powder and onion and garlic powder to taste, probably a lot of it. Nutritional yeast is also great.
- If you have an oldschool rice cooker where you just push the tab down to turn it on, do that! Otherwise, choose the \"brown rice\" or \"multigrain\" setting
- Walk away
- Come back later, you have lentil sloppy joes!<\/p>