#headlines<\/a> recap <\/p>War news...<\/p>
Iran strikes Kuwaiti oil tanker at Dubai port \u2014 UK Navy confirms projectile hit tanker near Dubai causing fire; Kuwait residents issued \u201cextreme\u201d threat alert by civil defense; Kuwait\u2019s water desalination facility extensively damaged by Iranian ballistic missile. Pretty good for a country that was supposedly wiped out militarily.<\/p>
Abu Dhabi ADCO onshore gas processing facilities and Bu Hasa natural gas field reported on fire after Iranian drone\/missile strikes on UAE infrastructure. <\/p>
South Korea weighing driving restrictions for first time in 35 years due to acute energy shortages; UK tracking last jet fuel tanker bound for domestic ports as fuel crisis spreads beyond Asia. Coming soon to a gas pump near you. <\/p>
US now has 50,000+ troops deployed in the Middle East per NYT \u2014 NYT itself notes taking and holding Iran \u201cwith 50,000 troops is not doable.\u201d<\/p>
Gulf LNG crisis \u201cset to make coal great again.\u201d Well that\u2019s great for China, but all the western nations that decommissioned their coal electric plants are screwed.<\/p>
Massive damage in Tel Aviv amid speculation that Iran was seeking out an Israeli official in the area. Take your good news where you can find it. <\/p>
US Senator Chris Coons confirms in a live interview that Israel assassinated the very Iranian leader that Trump administration was trying to negotiate peace with. <\/p>
Speculation abounds that the mysterious fireball sightings in the sky are actually debris from Starlink satellites, possibly related to Iran conflict. <\/p>
Hegseth\u2019s broker attempted multimillion-dollar investment in major defence companies weeks before Iran strikes. Apparently the trades lost money \ud83d\ude02 bro doesn\u2019t even know how corruption works. <\/p>
Other stuff\u2026 <\/p>
Twenty-two people are to stand trial in France from Monday on charges of murder and other serious crimes centred on a Masonic lodge accused of running hit squads. <\/p>
ATF couldn\u2019t match bullet to Tyler Robinson\u2019s gun, and as soon as the news breaks the local sheriff that arranged for Robinson to turn himself in resigns. Was Charlie even shot?<\/p>
Apparently Trump\u2019s big beautiful ballroom project was cover for a new doomsday bunker and Trump seethes because it came to light due to a \u201cstupid lawsuit\u201d. Imagine being a president with so little muscle that you can\u2019t even squash a silly little lawsuit.<\/p>
Judge Kathleen McCormick recuses herself from a case involving Elon after some of her social media posts celebrating legal defeats for Elon come to light. Wherein we see that Elon has way more muscle than Trump. <\/p>
No Kangs financiers reads like a who\u2019s who of wealthy cabal families, including Soros, Rockefeller, Buffett, and Ford. Don\u2019t worry anon\u2026 they\u2019re spending your money, not their own. <\/p>
H1-B and preferential treatment for browns in medical school admissions continues to look more and more bleak. The only silver lining is that it\u2019s coming to light. <\/p>
California funds security for Kamala, Newsom hides the amount from state taxpayers. <\/p>
NASA scientist claims he\u2019s discovered a \u201cnew force\u201d that counteracts gravity with no fuel necessary. Slowly revealing that which has been secretly known for a long time? <\/p>
Ladybugs Graham vacations at Disney World while the missiles fly in the Middle East. He was spotted carrying a pink princess wand. Feel free to add your own savage replies in the comments. <\/p>
Demand for exorcisms skyrocketing according to US priest. We live in unspeakably evil times.<\/p>
Google research predicts 256 bit keys will be reliably cracked by 2029. \u201dSo it's a code breaker?\u201d \u201cNo. It's THE code breaker.\u201d <\/p>
Nathaniel C J Rothschild tweets \u201cThe End is near.\u201d Speculation is it\u2019s a financial reset, apparently he\u2019s an XRP bro. <\/p>
Auschwitz swimming pool now hidden by \u201cprivacy screens.\u201d The more (((they))) try to suppress the more noticers they\u2019ll create. <\/p>
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