{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias","displayName":"Rich Felker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-original-tmp20221202140938.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-48-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-24-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"40873"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"C librarian, purveyor of the language&#39;s eldritch horrors. 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Don't keep them in drawers and bags and boxes and ... \ud83d\ude33<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/116279437736857946","object":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/116279437736857946","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@JessTheUnstill\" class=\"u-url mention\">@JessTheUnstill<\/a> I meant the ones you just don't like, not the ones that don't work. Yes, just throw away the ones that don't work. Don't keep them in drawers and bags and boxes and ... \ud83d\ude33<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\/116279437736857946","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill\/statuses\/116279416739648995","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@JessTheUnstill\/116279416739648995"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-03-23:objectType=thread:nonce=6354d24fa43f1874","notice_info":{"local_id":"12338517","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-03-23T16:30:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\/116279437736857946"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill","displayName":"Jess\ud83d\udc7e","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67643-original-tmp20241221093425.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":336,"height":336},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67643-96-20241221173951.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67643-48-20241221111024.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67643-24-20241221212052.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"67643"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/67643-96-20241221173951.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Queer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0fCybersecurityNerdNeurodiverseI am a woman, but I&#39;m CERTAINLY not a lady.I don&#39;t actually have zero followers, they&#39;re just intentionally hidden. (Note, it will still show as a non-zero number on some instances due to weird cache effects or software not acknowledging GlitchSoc saying it&#39;s -1)","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@JessTheUnstill","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"JessTheUnstill","displayName":"Jess\ud83d\udc7e","note":"Queer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0fCybersecurityNerdNeurodiverseI am a woman, but I&#39;m CERTAINLY not a lady.I don&#39;t actually have zero followers, they&#39;re just intentionally hidden. (Note, it will still show as a non-zero number on some instances due to weird cache effects or software not acknowledging GlitchSoc saying it&#39;s -1)"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@dalias<\/a> If they still work okay, sure. But if they're the kind that are half empty and don't work well, I wouldn't want them to have to deal with them.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill\/statuses\/116279416739648995","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill\/statuses\/116279416739648995","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@dalias<\/a> If they still work okay, sure. But if they're the kind that are half empty and don't work well, I wouldn't want them to have to deal with them.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@JessTheUnstill\/116279416739648995","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/116279409725903906","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\/116279409725903906"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-03-23:objectType=thread:nonce=6354d24fa43f1874","notice_info":{"local_id":"12338515","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-03-23T16:30:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@JessTheUnstill\/116279416739648995"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias","displayName":"Rich Felker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-original-tmp20221202140938.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-48-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-24-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"40873"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"C librarian, purveyor of the language&#39;s eldritch horrors. 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Teachers will love you for it.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/116279409725903906","object":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/116279409725903906","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@JessTheUnstill\" class=\"u-url mention\">@JessTheUnstill<\/a> Rather than throwing away, you can donate a box of all the ones you don't want to a local school. 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You don't HAVE to just use random free ballpoint pens for forever<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill\/statuses\/116279396764253834","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/JessTheUnstill\/statuses\/116279396764253834","objectType":"note","content":"<p>It is a weird feeling when you realize you're an adult with money, and you can just buy packs of your favorite pens and throw away the ones you don't like, or the ones that only kinda sorta work, or the mostly dead ones you have to scribble a bunch to get them to work. 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