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@Stellar<\/a> @jessew<\/a> calm thyself, stellar<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/brain.worm.pink\/objects\/fdd20fff-3338-46ad-96cd-f95db56da9b9","object":{"id":"https:\/\/brain.worm.pink\/objects\/fdd20fff-3338-46ad-96cd-f95db56da9b9","objectType":"note","content":"

@Stellar<\/a> @jessew<\/a> calm thyself, stellar<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/brain.worm.pink\/objects\/fdd20fff-3338-46ad-96cd-f95db56da9b9","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/aj85xm0qorfv004g","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/aj85xm0qorfv004g"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/users\/8p82w2nz3u"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199613","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T08:17:11+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/brain.worm.pink\/objects\/fdd20fff-3338-46ad-96cd-f95db56da9b9"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/users\/8p82w2nz3u","displayName":":bun: Stellar (not lewd)","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"2489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I'm stellarthis account Is my new maincheck my deviantart https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/ste1larmy former main :@Stellar@fedi.absturztau.be #gaming #debian #vaporwave","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/@Stellar","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Stellar","displayName":":bun: Stellar (not lewd)","note":"I'm stellarthis account Is my new maincheck my deviantart https:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/ste1larmy former main :@Stellar@fedi.absturztau.be #gaming #debian #vaporwave"}},"content":"

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> toes :blobcatdrool:<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/aj85xm0qorfv004g","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/aj85xm0qorfv004g","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com<\/a> toes :blobcatdrool:<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/aj85xm0qorfv004g","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199611","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T08:17:03+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.absturztau.be\/notes\/aj85xm0qorfv004g"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1","displayName":"Ada (the moon girl) \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-original-tmp20260713044444.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-96-20260717185640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-48-20260713151915.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-24-20260719044832.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"305236"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-96-20260717185640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Follows request subject to vibe check.I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she\/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.Very chaotic.occasionally slips into an alternate dimensionFlirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.will be horny on mainAlso lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian:Current obsession: LinuxAlt account: @Axolotl2mischief account @bnuybot","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Axolotl1","displayName":"Ada (the moon girl) \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","note":"Follows request subject to vibe check.I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she\/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.Very chaotic.occasionally slips into an alternate dimensionFlirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.will be horny on mainAlso lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian:Current obsession: LinuxAlt account: @Axolotl2mischief account @bnuybot"}},"content":"

@jessew<\/a> I didn't realize this was a thread nvm<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141040547379714","object":{"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141040547379714","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew<\/a> I didn't realize this was a thread nvm<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141040547379714","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141038622707779","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141038622707779"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199519","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T07:53:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141040547379714"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1","displayName":"Ada (the moon girl) \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-original-tmp20260713044444.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-96-20260717185640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-48-20260713151915.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-24-20260719044832.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"305236"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-96-20260717185640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Follows request subject to vibe check.I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she\/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.Very chaotic.occasionally slips into an alternate dimensionFlirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.will be horny on mainAlso lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian:Current obsession: LinuxAlt account: @Axolotl2mischief account @bnuybot","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Axolotl1","displayName":"Ada (the moon girl) \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","note":"Follows request subject to vibe check.I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she\/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.Very chaotic.occasionally slips into an alternate dimensionFlirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.will be horny on mainAlso lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian:Current obsession: LinuxAlt account: @Axolotl2mischief account @bnuybot"}},"content":"

@jessew<\/a> I didn't even see this one.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141066801492568","object":{"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141066801492568","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew<\/a> I didn't even see this one.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141066801492568","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80t4w18m2u00gf","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80t4w18m2u00gf"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199475","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T07:41:44+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141066801492568"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"

@Axolotl1@gaygeek.social<\/a> RAGING.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj85ec8e8m2u00gx","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj85ec8e8m2u00gx","objectType":"note","content":"

@Axolotl1@gaygeek.social<\/a> RAGING.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj85ec8e8m2u00gx","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141066801492568","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141066801492568"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199476","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T07:41:43+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj85ec8e8m2u00gx"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1","displayName":"Ada (the moon girl) \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-original-tmp20260713044444.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-96-20260717185640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-48-20260713151915.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-24-20260719044832.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"305236"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/305236-96-20260717185640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Follows request subject to vibe check.I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she\/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.Very chaotic.occasionally slips into an alternate dimensionFlirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.will be horny on mainAlso lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian:Current obsession: LinuxAlt account: @Axolotl2mischief account @bnuybot","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Axolotl1","displayName":"Ada (the moon girl) \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","note":"Follows request subject to vibe check.I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she\/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.Very chaotic.occasionally slips into an alternate dimensionFlirting allowed so long as you ask. :heart_lesbiansparkle: on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.will be horny on mainAlso lesbian :QueerCat_Lesbian:Current obsession: LinuxAlt account: @Axolotl2mischief account @bnuybot"}},"content":"

@jessew<\/a> I'm gonna find you someone who's into that and you can be horrible together<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141038622707779","object":{"id":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/users\/Axolotl1\/statuses\/116141038622707779","objectType":"note","content":"

@jessew<\/a> I'm gonna find you someone who's into that and you can be horrible together<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141038622707779","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj81cjen8m2u00gj","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj81cjen8m2u00gj"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199471","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T07:41:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gaygeek.social\/@Axolotl1\/116141038622707779"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"

if you annoy me i WILL piss on you<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj81cjen8m2u00gj","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj81cjen8m2u00gj","objectType":"note","content":"

if you annoy me i WILL piss on you<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj81cjen8m2u00gj","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199324","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T06:54:14+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj81cjen8m2u00gj"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"

fuckass girl annoyed me again so i'm pissing on her fedi profile<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge","objectType":"note","content":"

fuckass girl annoyed me again so i'm pissing on her fedi profile<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199116","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T05:33:19+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/users\/9nh4n8auv0420004","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"225750"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch.","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/@jessew","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jessew","displayName":"Jesse \ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7","note":"Hey, I'm Jesse. Certified security freak. Developer. Bisexual. Computer Nerd Supreme. Drip EnthusiastsI like:- Computers- Aerospace- Physics & Chemistry- Engineering- SecurityI work on free software: CMSes, landing pages, AI applications and more!\"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"you're a genius, Jesse\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de\"this nincompoop so half-witted \ud83d\udc94\" - Alice\"french, 0\/10\" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party\"quality posts about people saying insane shit\" - @cobra@ak.vern.cc\"yup,,,, she's gay,,,\" - @thememesniper@wetdry.world\"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. \u200b:meowsnuggle:\u200b\" - @weird_autumn@0w0.is\"youre too valueble, if anyone leaves so much of a scratch on you i\u2019ll fucking\" - @shroomie@0w0.is\"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it.\" - @ErikUden@mastodon.deMy opinions are strictly my own and do not represent my employer or anybody else that holds some sort of authority over me.Previously at @cpluspatch@fedi.cpluspatch."}},"content":"

she has a raging piss fetish so this is okay<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80t4w18m2u00gf","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80t4w18m2u00gf","objectType":"note","content":"

she has a raging piss fetish so this is okay<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80t4w18m2u00gf","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80s9x88m2u00ge"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-27:objectType=thread:nonce=119baf4d78133858","notice_info":{"local_id":"12199117","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-27T05:33:18+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mk.cpluspatch.com\/notes\/aj80t4w18m2u00gf"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6190472","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}