{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":20,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ajn142","displayName":"Buttered Jorts","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/23651-original-tmp20250103081113.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/23651-96-20250116023016.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/23651-48-20250105140403.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/23651-24-20250117042621.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"23651"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/23651-96-20250116023016.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Not that Jorts.parent, sysadmin, sleepyI generally #FollowForFollow, don&#39;t be scared if my profile is locked.","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ajn142","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ajn142","displayName":"Buttered Jorts","note":"Not that Jorts.parent, sysadmin, sleepyI generally #FollowForFollow, don&#39;t be scared if my profile is locked."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/digitaldarkage.cc\/@iaintshootinmis\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@iaintshootinmis<\/a> this week something fucked some part of my git config, and now git uses the wrong SSH binary despite .gitconfig directives otherwise. Now I can\u2019t interact with my remote repos due to this, without opening a separate terminal process and setting the correct binary in the environment variable directly. It took me about 4 hours to get to that point.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ajn142\/statuses\/116110214521360224","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ajn142\/statuses\/116110214521360224","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/digitaldarkage.cc\/@iaintshootinmis\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@iaintshootinmis<\/a> this week something fucked some part of my git config, and now git uses the wrong SSH binary despite .gitconfig directives otherwise. Now I can\u2019t interact with my remote repos due to this, without opening a separate terminal process and setting the correct binary in the environment variable directly. It took me about 4 hours to get to that point.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ajn142\/116110214521360224","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107584987959439","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107584987959439"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/digitaldarkage.cc\/users\/iaintshootinmis"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12168443","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T19:14:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ajn142\/116110214521360224"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/retro-gaiden.com\/users\/captainarcee","displayName":"\u2620 Captain Arcee \u2620","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296977-original-tmp20260114151945.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296977-96-20260114181601.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296977-48-20260114181602.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296977-24-20260114181602.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"296977"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296977-96-20260114181601.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Retro computer enthusiast, software archivist, Linux hobbyist. Lover of beige plastics and trackball mice. I post and boost all sorts of retro and Linux stuff. Very Anti-GenAI.Currently daily driving #Win10 (Tiny10) and #Norbara Linux I enjoy finding stuff on the internet for people.Captain of The Byte Pirates!","url":"https:\/\/retro-gaiden.com\/@captainarcee","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"captainarcee","displayName":"\u2620 Captain Arcee \u2620","note":"Retro computer enthusiast, software archivist, Linux hobbyist. Lover of beige plastics and trackball mice. I post and boost all sorts of retro and Linux stuff. Very Anti-GenAI.Currently daily driving #Win10 (Tiny10) and #Norbara Linux I enjoy finding stuff on the internet for people.Captain of The Byte Pirates!"}},"content":"RT @captainarcee @mjg59 the more computer you are, the more broken your computers are, and the more cursed the causes are","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/retro-gaiden.com\/users\/captainarcee\/statuses\/116109847526135469\/activity","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107569197276082","objectType":"note","content":"<p>(\"Why do you post like this, Matthew\" I hear none of you say, but I respond anyway. Because growing up I never saw people who knew things about computers talk about how everything was broken most of the time and so I assumed that I was doing something wrong, and now I am here to tell you that despite being *extremely* computer my stuff is randomly broken all the time and it takes me far too long to figure it out, so it's not you we just build things that humans are bad at handling)<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107569197276082","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12168125","source":"ActivityPub","repeat_of":"12166213"}},"published":"2026-02-21T17:41:15+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"title":"captainarcee repeated a 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silentprofessional source code complainer, Pwnie Awards 2014 Best Song, will decipher ancient writing systems for free Access to Odin photos is a privilege contingent on not being the reason I\u2019m regretting the internet today.English: native; Nederlands: nog niet helemaal vloeiend; \u4e2d\u6587\uff1a\u8d70\u9a6c\u89c2\u82b1Amsterdam","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@0xabad1dea","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"0xabad1dea","displayName":"abadidea","note":"the hex is silentprofessional source code complainer, Pwnie Awards 2014 Best Song, will decipher ancient writing systems for free Access to Odin photos is a privilege contingent on not being the reason I\u2019m regretting the internet today.English: native; Nederlands: nog niet helemaal vloeiend; \u4e2d\u6587\uff1a\u8d70\u9a6c\u89c2\u82b1Amsterdam"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\">@mjg59<\/a> my husband is a lawyer, I am not the first beep booper he\u2019s been involved with, and he asked me with a very frustrated tone why every beep booper he knows is always like \u201chang on, the computer I\u2019m using can\u2019t display in color atm, but my good monitor is hooked up to one with a broken ethernet port, just give me a few minutes to code up a way to transmit jpegs over speaker and mic and I\u2019m sure the meme you sent will be very funny\u2026\u201d<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/0xabad1dea\/statuses\/116108621559376320","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/0xabad1dea\/statuses\/116108621559376320","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\">@mjg59<\/a> my husband is a lawyer, I am not the first beep booper he\u2019s been involved with, and he asked me with a very frustrated tone why every beep booper he knows is always like \u201chang on, the computer I\u2019m using can\u2019t display in color atm, but my good monitor is hooked up to one with a broken ethernet port, just give me a few minutes to code up a way to transmit jpegs over speaker and mic and I\u2019m sure the meme you sent will be very funny\u2026\u201d<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@0xabad1dea\/116108621559376320","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107584987959439","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107584987959439"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166931","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T12:29:29+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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E.T. and Blade Runner, occasionally hacking and breaking things, computer scientist living in Berlin.He\/Him.","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@henryk","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"henryk","displayName":"Henryk Pl\u00f6tz","note":"Born between E.T. and Blade Runner, occasionally hacking and breaking things, computer scientist living in Berlin.He\/Him."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\">@mjg59<\/a> If I were a printer, trying to murder someone, I'd subtly alter the numbers on any printout, hoping to corrupt a medication plan or something.<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dkriesel.com\/en\/blog\/2013\/0802_xerox-workcentres_are_switching_written_numbers_when_scanning\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.dkriesel.com\/en\/blog\/2013\/0802_xerox-workcentres_are_switching_written_numbers_when_scanning<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/henryk\/statuses\/116107740661188228","object":{"id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/henryk\/statuses\/116107740661188228","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\">@mjg59<\/a> If I were a printer, trying to murder someone, I'd subtly alter the numbers on any printout, hoping to corrupt a medication plan or something.<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dkriesel.com\/en\/blog\/2013\/0802_xerox-workcentres_are_switching_written_numbers_when_scanning\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.dkriesel.com\/en\/blog\/2013\/0802_xerox-workcentres_are_switching_written_numbers_when_scanning<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@henryk\/116107740661188228","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107683217693561","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107683217693561"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166359","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:47:14+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU 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Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@henryk\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@henryk<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Oh, diabolical.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107747786889516","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107747786889516","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@henryk\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@henryk<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Oh, diabolical.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107747786889516","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/henryk\/statuses\/116107740661188228","url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@henryk\/116107740661188228"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/henryk"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166360","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:47:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107747786889516"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs","displayName":"jbaggs","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-original-tmp20260102004125.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-96-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-48-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-24-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"54171"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-96-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I&#39;ve been in and out of information security professionally, but somehow always have related projects. Mainly working with zeek and network level detection at the moment. SDR, cycling, and climbing enthusiast.I boost a lot. Topics range far and wide from security and &quot;the cybers&quot; and may include politics, food, humor, science, law, nature, art, and other sundry unsavories. I occasionally post my own projects and thoughts.","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jbaggs","displayName":"jbaggs","note":"I&#39;ve been in and out of information security professionally, but somehow always have related projects. Mainly working with zeek and network level detection at the moment. SDR, cycling, and climbing enthusiast.I boost a lot. Topics range far and wide from security and &quot;the cybers&quot; and may include politics, food, humor, science, law, nature, art, and other sundry unsavories. I occasionally post my own projects and thoughts."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Death by 1000 paper cuts.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs\/statuses\/116107715864606007","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs\/statuses\/116107715864606007","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Death by 1000 paper cuts.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\/116107715864606007","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107663816835407","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107663816835407"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166346","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:39:07+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\/116107715864606007"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-original-tmp20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-48-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-24-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"24727"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him.","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","note":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> I mean honestly if a device wants to murder me but has no capability to do so do I even really care<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107670989712064","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107670989712064","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> I mean honestly if a device wants to murder me but has no capability to do so do I even really care<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107670989712064","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107663816835407","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107663816835407"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166328","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:30:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107670989712064"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Maybe it's slowly poisoning you?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107683217693561","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107683217693561","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Maybe it's slowly poisoning you?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107683217693561","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107670989712064","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107670989712064"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166329","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:30:48+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107683217693561"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-original-tmp20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-48-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-24-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"24727"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him.","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","note":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> I recently introduced a printer I found on the sidewalk and I am astonished it has not tried to murder me in my sleep<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107647365841162","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107647365841162","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> I recently introduced a printer I found on the sidewalk and I am astonished it has not tried to murder me in my sleep<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107647365841162","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107645157995197","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107645157995197"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166303","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:25:53+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107647365841162"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> How do you know it hasn't tried to murder you, though? Maybe it's trying really hard, but as a printer, the logistics of murder are very difficult.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107663816835407","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107663816835407","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> How do you know it hasn't tried to murder you, though? Maybe it's trying really hard, but as a printer, the logistics of murder are very difficult.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107663816835407","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107647365841162","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107647365841162"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166304","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:25:52+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107663816835407"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-original-tmp20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-48-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-24-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"24727"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him.","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","note":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> Ok but printers are broken for *everyone*<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107587174706163","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107587174706163","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> Ok but printers are broken for *everyone*<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107587174706163","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107584987959439","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107584987959439"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166280","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:21:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107587174706163"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> My printer works fine, but I do keep a baseball bat next to it in case it makes a noise I don't recognize.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107645157995197","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107645157995197","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> My printer works fine, but I do keep a baseball bat next to it in case it makes a noise I don't recognize.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107645157995197","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107587174706163","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107587174706163"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166281","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:21:07+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107645157995197"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jbaggs<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Many problem. Wow.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107600733816732","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107600733816732","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jbaggs<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Many problem. Wow.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107600733816732","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs\/statuses\/116107597837770610","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\/116107597837770610"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166240","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:09:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107600733816732"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs","displayName":"jbaggs","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-original-tmp20260102004125.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-96-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-48-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-24-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"54171"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/54171-96-20260102012733.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I&#39;ve been in and out of information security professionally, but somehow always have related projects. Mainly working with zeek and network level detection at the moment. SDR, cycling, and climbing enthusiast.I boost a lot. Topics range far and wide from security and &quot;the cybers&quot; and may include politics, food, humor, science, law, nature, art, and other sundry unsavories. I occasionally post my own projects and thoughts.","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jbaggs","displayName":"jbaggs","note":"I&#39;ve been in and out of information security professionally, but somehow always have related projects. Mainly working with zeek and network level detection at the moment. SDR, cycling, and climbing enthusiast.I boost a lot. Topics range far and wide from security and &quot;the cybers&quot; and may include politics, food, humor, science, law, nature, art, and other sundry unsavories. I occasionally post my own projects and thoughts."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Too computer. Such broke. (Or something like that.)<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs\/statuses\/116107597837770610","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/jbaggs\/statuses\/116107597837770610","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ryanc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Too computer. Such broke. (Or something like that.)<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\/116107597837770610","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107584987959439","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107584987959439"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166238","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:09:05+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@jbaggs\/116107597837770610"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> the more computer you are, the more broken your computers are, and the more cursed the causes are<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107584987959439","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107584987959439","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> the more computer you are, the more broken your computers are, and the more cursed the causes are<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107584987959439","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107569197276082","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107569197276082"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166222","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:05:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107584987959439"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"RT @ryanc (&quot;Why do you post like this, Matthew&quot; I hear none of you say, but I respond anyway. Because growing up I never saw people who knew things about computers talk about how everything was broken most of the time and so I assumed that I was doing something wrong, and now I am here to tell you that despite being *extremely* computer my stuff is randomly broken all the time and it takes me far too long to figure it out, so it's not you we just build things that humans are bad at handling)","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107581327529078\/activity","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107560437689771","objectType":"note","content":"<p>My network topology does not seem especially complicated but it's already complicated enough that things can break in ways that cause abject confusion so clearly I should just get into BGP because how could that possibly be worse<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107560437689771","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166215","source":"ActivityPub","repeat_of":"12166203"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:04:59+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"title":"ryanc repeated a notice by mjg59","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107581327529078\/activity"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-original-tmp20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-48-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-24-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"24727"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him.","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","note":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him."}},"content":"<p>(\"Why do you post like this, Matthew\" I hear none of you say, but I respond anyway. Because growing up I never saw people who knew things about computers talk about how everything was broken most of the time and so I assumed that I was doing something wrong, and now I am here to tell you that despite being *extremely* computer my stuff is randomly broken all the time and it takes me far too long to figure it out, so it's not you we just build things that humans are bad at handling)<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107569197276082","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107569197276082","objectType":"note","content":"<p>(\"Why do you post like this, Matthew\" I hear none of you say, but I respond anyway. Because growing up I never saw people who knew things about computers talk about how everything was broken most of the time and so I assumed that I was doing something wrong, and now I am here to tell you that despite being *extremely* computer my stuff is randomly broken all the time and it takes me far too long to figure it out, so it's not you we just build things that humans are bad at handling)<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107569197276082","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107560437689771","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107560437689771"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166213","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:04:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107569197276082"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Do it!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107576429138651","object":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107576429138651","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\" class=\"u-url mention\" rel=\"nofollow\">@mjg59<\/a> Do it!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107576429138651","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107560437689771","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107560437689771"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166206","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:04:01+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc\/116107576429138651"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-original-tmp20231204224453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":392,"height":392},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-48-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-24-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"174285"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/174285-96-20231204225121.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/@ryanc","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ryanc","displayName":"Ryan Castellucci (they\/them) :nonbinary_flag:","note":"Hacker. Cryptography geek. Bureaucramancer. Ex-sysadmin. Nonbinary. Expat (US\u2b95UK).My continuing mission:To explore strange new platforms.To seek out new bugs and new software.To boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!I&#39;m suing the UK for more gender, please help with my legal bills: https:\/\/enby.org.ukhttps:\/\/justmytoots.com\/@ryanc@infosec.exchange#hacker #nonbinary"}},"content":"RT @ryanc My network topology does not seem especially complicated but it's already complicated enough that things can break in ways that cause abject confusion so clearly I should just get into BGP because how could that possibly be worse","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107575942710585\/activity","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107557125116865","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Wondering why a bunch of my network infrastructure was weirdly slow and finally discovered that the cable to one of my switches had come loose on my router and the eero plugged into that switch had lapsed back into wireless backhaul and was happily routing everything else plugged into that switch via wireless instead but my wireless backhaul is absolute dogshit so everything sucked<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107557125116865","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166204","source":"ActivityPub","repeat_of":"12166202"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:03:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"title":"ryanc repeated a notice by mjg59","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/infosec.exchange\/users\/ryanc\/statuses\/116107575942710585\/activity"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-original-tmp20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-48-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-24-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"24727"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/24727-96-20221112153750.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him.","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mjg59","displayName":"Matthew Garrett","note":"Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at Nvidia, OS security teaching at https:\/\/www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https:\/\/codon.org.uk\/~mjg59\/blog . He\/him."}},"content":"<p>Wondering why a bunch of my network infrastructure was weirdly slow and finally discovered that the cable to one of my switches had come loose on my router and the eero plugged into that switch had lapsed back into wireless backhaul and was happily routing everything else plugged into that switch via wireless instead but my wireless backhaul is absolute dogshit so everything sucked<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107557125116865","object":{"id":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/users\/mjg59\/statuses\/116107557125116865","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Wondering why a bunch of my network infrastructure was weirdly slow and finally discovered that the cable to one of my switches had come loose on my router and the eero plugged into that switch had lapsed back into wireless backhaul and was happily routing everything else plugged into that switch via wireless instead but my wireless backhaul is absolute dogshit so everything sucked<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107557125116865","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-21:objectType=thread:nonce=e93ecce6e5e36acb","notice_info":{"local_id":"12166202","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T08:03:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/nondeterministic.computer\/@mjg59\/116107557125116865"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6174130","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}