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@fesshole<\/a> I thought he was going to say he'll be dead soon after he gets his mid life crisis bike so they'll have the insurance money for the wedding<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/adamantichrist\/statuses\/116105901220280648","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/adamantichrist\/statuses\/116105901220280648","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I thought he was going to say he'll be dead soon after he gets his mid life crisis bike so they'll have the insurance money for the wedding<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@adamantichrist\/116105901220280648","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116105281923143547","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116105281923143547"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-20:objectType=thread:nonce=ba93817f68cd7ae2","notice_info":{"local_id":"12164757","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-21T00:57:38+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@adamantichrist\/116105901220280648"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur 'Weg van de supermarkt' en 'het Antidieetboek'. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur 'Weg van de supermarkt' en 'het Antidieetboek'. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> So now he's wait. Wonder if top lad'll be sneaky towards his wife the same as you are towards yours.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/116105290755919757","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/116105290755919757","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> So now he's wait. Wonder if top lad'll be sneaky towards his wife the same as you are towards yours.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/116105290755919757","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116105281923143547","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116105281923143547"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-20:objectType=thread:nonce=ba93817f68cd7ae2","notice_info":{"local_id":"12163965","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-20T22:22:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/116105290755919757"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/metalmartijn","displayName":"metalmartijn","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/372201-original-tmp20260425203949.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/372201-96-20260425204220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/372201-48-20260425204220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/372201-24-20260425204220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"372201"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/372201-96-20260425204220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@metalmartijn","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"metalmartijn","displayName":"metalmartijn"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> makes perfect sense<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/metalmartijn\/statuses\/116105286656107573","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/metalmartijn\/statuses\/116105286656107573","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> makes perfect sense<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@metalmartijn\/116105286656107573","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116105281923143547","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116105281923143547"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-20:objectType=thread:nonce=ba93817f68cd7ae2","notice_info":{"local_id":"12163964","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-20T22:22:18+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@metalmartijn\/116105286656107573"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"

Daughter's boyfriend asked my permission to ask her to marry him. I agreed on the condition he's wait until May. I'm getting my new motorbike in April and if he did it before then, my wife would make me divert the money to the wedding fund. He agreed. Top lad.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-10:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116105281923143547","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116105281923143547","objectType":"note","content":"

Daughter's boyfriend asked my permission to ask her to marry him. I agreed on the condition he's wait until May. I'm getting my new motorbike in April and if he did it before then, my wife would make me divert the money to the wedding fund. He agreed. Top lad.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116105281923143547","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-02-20:objectType=thread:nonce=ba93817f68cd7ae2","notice_info":{"local_id":"12163956","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-20T22:20:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116105281923143547"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6173051","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}