{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":3,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle","displayName":"The Turtle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-original-tmp20221121235014.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-96-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-48-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-24-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"34998"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/34998-96-20230525121232.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don&#39;t give a shit.Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.Stroke survivor. I don&#39;t govy.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"the_turtle","displayName":"The Turtle","note":"The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don&#39;t give a shit.Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.Stroke survivor. I don&#39;t govy."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\" class=\"u-url mention\">@raganwald<\/a> naw, walk the fuck out. What, is the popcorn kid gonna stop you?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-08:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle\/statuses\/115984839204736959","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle\/statuses\/115984839204736959","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\" class=\"u-url mention\">@raganwald<\/a> naw, walk the fuck out. What, is the popcorn kid gonna stop you?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\/115984839204736959","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald\/statuses\/115984476946543105","url":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\/115984476946543105"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-30:objectType=thread:nonce=e58774351787586a","notice_info":{"local_id":"12030104","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-30T16:28:51+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\/115984839204736959"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias","displayName":"Rich Felker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-original-tmp20221202140938.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-48-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-24-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"40873"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"C librarian, purveyor of the language&#39;s eldritch horrors. Poppin&#39; shells \ud83e\uddaa","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"dalias","displayName":"Rich Felker","note":"C librarian, purveyor of the language&#39;s eldritch horrors. Poppin&#39; shells \ud83e\uddaa"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\" class=\"u-url mention\">@the_turtle<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\" class=\"u-url mention\">@raganwald<\/a> It's a paid role filling seats for the optics. You don't get paid if you leave early. But who cares? Ruin the optics.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-08:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/115984987950896514","object":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/115984987950896514","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\" class=\"u-url mention\">@the_turtle<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\" class=\"u-url mention\">@raganwald<\/a> It's a paid role filling seats for the optics. You don't get paid if you leave early. But who cares? Ruin the optics.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\/115984987950896514","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle\/statuses\/115984839204736959","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/@the_turtle\/115984839204736959"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.sdf.org\/users\/the_turtle"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-30:objectType=thread:nonce=e58774351787586a","notice_info":{"local_id":"12030105","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-30T16:28:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@dalias\/115984987950896514"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald","displayName":"Reginald","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244325-original-tmp20260213200157.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":275,"height":275},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244325-96-20260214080514.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244325-48-20260213215431.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244325-24-20260215113602.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"244325"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/244325-96-20260214080514.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"It says &quot;Reginald Scott Braithwaite-Lee&quot; on my \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\udde6 passport. You may know me from a book like &quot;JavaScript Allong\u00e9,&quot; a talk like \u201cOptimism,\u201d or from my work at companies like PagerDuty, Sitraka, and GitHub.Shipping software feeds my family; creating \u201cwow!\u201d feeds my soul. Social media is ephemeral, like or boost to keep my toots around.#Ultracrepidarian #Canada #Ontario #Ajax #Lakeside #gliding #aviation","url":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"raganwald","displayName":"Reginald","note":"It says &quot;Reginald Scott Braithwaite-Lee&quot; on my \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\udde6 passport. You may know me from a book like &quot;JavaScript Allong\u00e9,&quot; a talk like \u201cOptimism,\u201d or from my work at companies like PagerDuty, Sitraka, and GitHub.Shipping software feeds my family; creating \u201cwow!\u201d feeds my soul. Social media is ephemeral, like or boost to keep my toots around.#Ultracrepidarian #Canada #Ontario #Ajax #Lakeside #gliding #aviation"}},"content":"<p>The cruelty is the point.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-08:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald\/statuses\/115984476946543105","object":{"id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald\/statuses\/115984476946543105","objectType":"note","content":"<p>The cruelty is the point.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\/115984476946543105","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-30:objectType=thread:nonce=e58774351787586a","notice_info":{"local_id":"12029652","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-30T14:25:29+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\/115984476946543105"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6108463","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}