Why do all Californians put condoms on their bananas?<\/p>
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She obviously can't be trusted. 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Humpleupagus ??","note":"I will put my trunk on your junk!"}},"content":"Candid advice. I would even rent a separate unit or house from her. It's gonna be a bad time.","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-04:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/6b797d4b-f94c-4734-a33f-f877be4a74df","object":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/6b797d4b-f94c-4734-a33f-f877be4a74df","objectType":"note","content":"Candid advice. I would even rent a separate unit or house from her. 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Think I'd rather live in tent in the woods or the car. One look at her and I'd have spun on my heels and walked away too.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-04:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/decayable.ink\/objects\/fae25863-b01b-48af-bef0-a61612a8ae99","object":{"id":"https:\/\/decayable.ink\/objects\/fae25863-b01b-48af-bef0-a61612a8ae99","objectType":"note","content":" I would never do it tbh. Think I'd rather live in tent in the woods or the car. 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I'd get out of there asap.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-04:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/decayable.ink\/objects\/017d70aa-5d64-4788-975f-e4c0ffb88145","object":{"id":"https:\/\/decayable.ink\/objects\/017d70aa-5d64-4788-975f-e4c0ffb88145","objectType":"note","content":" Oh I full agree, I imagine they still have some legal protections against that kind of intrusion and theft and fatness. 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I hope they managed to get out of there and have her face some legal consequences.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-04:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/decayable.ink\/objects\/b0391b4f-909b-402f-9076-8f46d06c5d55","object":{"id":"https:\/\/decayable.ink\/objects\/b0391b4f-909b-402f-9076-8f46d06c5d55","objectType":"note","content":" What a fat piece of shit. 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Humpleupagus ??","note":"I will put my trunk on your junk!"}},"content":"He's renting a room though. Not exactly a good idea. A unit would at least give him a door he could lock.","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-04:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/12e728b2-3db2-4642-b28c-b0e9851cf2ba","object":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/12e728b2-3db2-4642-b28c-b0e9851cf2ba","objectType":"note","content":"He's renting a room though. Not exactly a good idea. 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