{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":2,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/users\/catdad","displayName":"Tobias \ud83c\udf12\ud83c\udf15\ud83c\udf18","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/150052-original-tmp20230716124422.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/150052-96-20230801165142.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/150052-48-20230801165142.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/150052-24-20230801165142.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"150052"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/150052-96-20230801165142.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"UK resident, amab - 1970, aspiring human, foodie, likes cats and nature in general, reading, gaming (pc and table top), pagan, and happily poly. Got questions? Ask away. Unrequested or unwanted follows will be reciprocated with free indefinite mutes and blocks\ud83d\ude0a","url":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/@catdad","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"catdad","displayName":"Tobias \ud83c\udf12\ud83c\udf15\ud83c\udf18","note":"UK resident, amab - 1970, aspiring human, foodie, likes cats and nature in general, reading, gaming (pc and table top), pagan, and happily poly. Got questions? Ask away. Unrequested or unwanted follows will be reciprocated with free indefinite mutes and blocks\ud83d\ude0a"}},"content":"<p>Christmas is when Jesus was born, and Easter is when he died. In between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. Very bad baby.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-20:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/users\/catdad\/statuses\/115775971734765040","object":{"id":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/users\/catdad\/statuses\/115775971734765040","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Christmas is when Jesus was born, and Easter is when he died. In between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. Very bad baby.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/@catdad\/115775971734765040","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-25:objectType=thread:nonce=1d19ecc38b0e1fcb","notice_info":{"local_id":"11785345","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-25T11:46:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/@catdad\/115775971734765040"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.gamedev.place\/users\/jzillw","displayName":"Jacek Weso\u0142owski","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/240545-original-tmp20240205192040.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":250,"height":250},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/240545-96-20240205192040.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/240545-48-20240205192040.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/240545-24-20240205192040.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"240545"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/240545-96-20240205192040.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Game designer, mostly. Knows how to make a custom editor in Unreal, write jokes in a foreign language, track police movements across a large city, and publicly scold an abusive party leader.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.gamedev.place\/@jzillw","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jzillw","displayName":"Jacek Weso\u0142owski","note":"Game designer, mostly. Knows how to make a custom editor in Unreal, write jokes in a foreign language, track police movements across a large city, and publicly scold an abusive party leader."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ohai.social\/@catdad\" class=\"u-url mention\">@catdad<\/a> No, it was the other way around. On Easter he died as an adult man in his early thirties, and *then* on Christmas he was born as a baby. It was a sort of Benjamin Button situation, he lived in reverse. The Romans freaked out when they found him three days after the execution and he was alive and kicking!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-20:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.gamedev.place\/users\/jzillw\/statuses\/115780035056900259","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.gamedev.place\/users\/jzillw\/statuses\/115780035056900259","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ohai.social\/@catdad\" class=\"u-url mention\">@catdad<\/a> No, it was the other way around. On Easter he died as an adult man in his early thirties, and *then* on Christmas he was born as a baby. It was a sort of Benjamin Button situation, he lived in reverse. The Romans freaked out when they found him three days after the execution and he was alive and kicking!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.gamedev.place\/@jzillw\/115780035056900259","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/users\/catdad\/statuses\/115775971734765040","url":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/@catdad\/115775971734765040"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/ohai.social\/users\/catdad"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-25:objectType=thread:nonce=1d19ecc38b0e1fcb","notice_info":{"local_id":"11785346","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-25T11:46:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.gamedev.place\/@jzillw\/115780035056900259"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5989961","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}