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Wild to imagine, but if you think about it @jwz's &quot;diary&quot; of the early netscape days was the original introduction to the hammer","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-01:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias\/statuses\/115766836477747492\/activity","object":{"id":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/users\/jacob\/statuses\/115746917571891909","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I keep seeing this joke and it\u2019s quite funny but it elides the fact that Firefox has a long and glorious history of dick-hammering! Every time over the last at least decade they\u2019ve been offfered anything hammer-shaped they\u2019ve gleefully used it to pound wood. 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Wild to imagine, but if you think about it <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@jwz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jwz<\/a>'s \"diary\" of the early netscape days was the original introduction to the hammer<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-01:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/neurobashing\/statuses\/115747038049148841","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/neurobashing\/statuses\/115747038049148841","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/@jacob\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jacob<\/a> i found a blog post from 13 years ago that was \"well, Mozilla just hammered itself in the dick, AGAIN\". Wild to imagine, but if you think about it <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@jwz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jwz<\/a>'s \"diary\" of the early netscape days was the original introduction to the hammer<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@neurobashing\/115747038049148841","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/users\/jacob\/statuses\/115746917571891909","url":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/@jacob\/115746917571891909"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/jwz"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/users\/jacob"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-23:objectType=thread:nonce=00314e8732f5975f","notice_info":{"local_id":"11771115","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-23T03:49:26+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@neurobashing\/115747038049148841"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/dalias","displayName":"Rich Felker","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-original-tmp20221202140938.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-48-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-24-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"40873"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/40873-96-20221207231635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"C librarian, purveyor of the language&#39;s eldritch horrors. 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You may know me from a book like &quot;JavaScript Allong\u00e9,&quot; a talk like \u201cOptimism,\u201d or from my work at companies like PagerDuty, Sitraka, and GitHub.Shipping software feeds my family; creating \u201cwow!\u201d feeds my soul. Social media is ephemeral, like or boost to keep my toots around.#Ultracrepidarian #Canada #Ontario #Ajax #Lakeside #gliding #aviation","url":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"raganwald","displayName":"Reginald","note":"It says &quot;Reginald Scott Braithwaite-Lee&quot; on my \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\udde6 passport. You may know me from a book like &quot;JavaScript Allong\u00e9,&quot; a talk like \u201cOptimism,\u201d or from my work at companies like PagerDuty, Sitraka, and GitHub.Shipping software feeds my family; creating \u201cwow!\u201d feeds my soul. 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was fired after he smashed his knob with the crypto hammer, but, man, this AI hammer looks so soft and inviting, surely THIS hammer will feel great when I yard it into my Johnson\u201d<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/@jacob\/115747008393105021","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald\/statuses\/115746983759897319","url":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/@raganwald\/115746983759897319"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.bau-ha.us\/users\/raganwald"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-23:objectType=thread:nonce=00314e8732f5975f","notice_info":{"local_id":"11771113","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-23T03:49:03+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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Every time over the last at least decade they\u2019ve been offfered anything hammer-shaped they\u2019ve gleefully used it to pound wood. Despite many leadership changes whoever\u2019s in charge has been quite consistent about a commitment to chase down new shiny hammers. <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@TheZeldaZone\/114082180124431864\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@TheZeldaZone\/114082180124431864<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-01:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/users\/jacob\/statuses\/115746917571891909","object":{"id":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/users\/jacob\/statuses\/115746917571891909","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I keep seeing this joke and it\u2019s quite funny but it elides the fact that Firefox has a long and glorious history of dick-hammering! Every time over the last at least decade they\u2019ve been offfered anything hammer-shaped they\u2019ve gleefully used it to pound wood. Despite many leadership changes whoever\u2019s in charge has been quite consistent about a commitment to chase down new shiny hammers. <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@TheZeldaZone\/114082180124431864\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@TheZeldaZone\/114082180124431864<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/@jacob\/115746917571891909","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-23:objectType=thread:nonce=00314e8732f5975f","notice_info":{"local_id":"11771107","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-23T03:48:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.jacobian.org\/@jacob\/115746917571891909"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5982683","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}