{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":3,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lachlan","displayName":"lachlan slowly taming rust","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84702-original-tmp20230104024751.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84702-96-20230112022758.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84702-48-20230112022758.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84702-24-20230112022758.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"84702"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84702-96-20230112022758.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"#Christian. #Dad (#IVFDad!). #Musician (#Guitar). #Boardgames Designer (#18XX, #CubeRails). Software engineer, not a code monkey. Former lawyer. Occasional #artist (#charcoal, #pencil, #acrylic).","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lachlan","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"lachlan","displayName":"lachlan slowly taming rust","note":"#Christian. #Dad (#IVFDad!). #Musician (#Guitar). #Boardgames Designer (#18XX, #CubeRails). Software engineer, not a code monkey. Former lawyer. Occasional #artist (#charcoal, #pencil, #acrylic)."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I've got a soft (no pun intended) spot for the British spelling 'diarrhoea.' Because - as somebody else said - it lost control of its vowels.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-03:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lachlan\/statuses\/115484732846731008","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lachlan\/statuses\/115484732846731008","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I've got a soft (no pun intended) spot for the British spelling 'diarrhoea.' Because - as somebody else said - it lost control of its vowels.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lachlan\/115484732846731008","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115468743838408363","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115468743838408363"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-31:objectType=thread:nonce=43310b1d15252542","notice_info":{"local_id":"11440945","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-11-03T08:06:43+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lachlan\/115484732846731008"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/LovingFalloutLondon1954","displayName":"Plausible Human Being","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/302107-original-tmp20251019125848.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/302107-96-20251028143137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/302107-48-20251023141432.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/302107-24-20251028143137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"302107"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/302107-96-20251028143137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Retired computer programmer.  Made a living supporting MFG\/PRO in a UNIX environment. Worked for a French company but speak little French.I mostly lurk but will occasionally make a comment.I enjoy some video games, the latest being Solarpunk.  It&#39;s very relaxing.  I hope the developer enhances it over time.I own a house.  This should trigger all sorts of gut responses because there is always something rotting or leaking.I was called a troll on Mastodon but a psychopath on Reddit.  Oops.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@LovingFalloutLondon1954","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"LovingFalloutLondon1954","displayName":"Plausible Human Being","note":"Retired computer programmer.  Made a living supporting MFG\/PRO in a UNIX environment. Worked for a French company but speak little French.I mostly lurk but will occasionally make a comment.I enjoy some video games, the latest being Solarpunk.  It&#39;s very relaxing.  I hope the developer enhances it over time.I own a house.  This should trigger all sorts of gut responses because there is always something rotting or leaking.I was called a troll on Mastodon but a psychopath on Reddit.  Oops."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <\/p><p>I often look up words in another computer window before posting them because I don't want to look more stupider than I might be.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-03:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/LovingFalloutLondon1954\/statuses\/115469325651681080","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/LovingFalloutLondon1954\/statuses\/115469325651681080","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <\/p><p>I often look up words in another computer window before posting them because I don't want to look more stupider than I might be.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@LovingFalloutLondon1954\/115469325651681080","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115468743838408363","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115468743838408363"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-31:objectType=thread:nonce=43310b1d15252542","notice_info":{"local_id":"11423570","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-10-31T14:52:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@LovingFalloutLondon1954\/115469325651681080"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>I'm a GP. I'm not confident that I know how to correctly spell diarrhoea without having to look it up, which in front of a patient is awkward. So I just wrote in the patient's notes \"got the shits\".<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-03:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115468743838408363","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115468743838408363","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I'm a GP. I'm not confident that I know how to correctly spell diarrhoea without having to look it up, which in front of a patient is awkward. So I just wrote in the patient's notes \"got the shits\".<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115468743838408363","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-31:objectType=thread:nonce=43310b1d15252542","notice_info":{"local_id":"11422769","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-10-31T12:20:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115468743838408363"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5818081","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}