{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/foobarsoft","displayName":"Michael Cook","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80216-original-tmp20221225021450.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":128,"height":128},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80216-96-20230612010610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80216-48-20230612010610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80216-24-20230612010610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"80216"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80216-96-20230612010610.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Professional Java and iOS developer. I like Sci-Fi, video games, tech, TV, movies, and just learning new things in general.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@foobarsoft","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"foobarsoft","displayName":"Michael Cook","note":"Professional Java and iOS developer. I like Sci-Fi, video games, tech, TV, movies, and just learning new things in general."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Proof of daftness: <a href=\"https:\/\/emojipedia.org\/saluting-face#designs\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/emojipedia.org\/saluting-face#designs<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-11:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/foobarsoft\/statuses\/115395627120427091","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/foobarsoft\/statuses\/115395627120427091","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Proof of daftness: <a href=\"https:\/\/emojipedia.org\/saluting-face#designs\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/emojipedia.org\/saluting-face#designs<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@foobarsoft\/115395627120427091","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115394719034860123","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115394719034860123"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-18:objectType=thread:nonce=468a5a9af6e82a99","notice_info":{"local_id":"11334321","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-10-18T14:25:53+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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dreams","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@winglessbuffalo","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"winglessbuffalo","displayName":"kalistus","note":"Janitor of dreams"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> why sticky ears?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-11:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/winglessbuffalo\/statuses\/115394926266689524","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/winglessbuffalo\/statuses\/115394926266689524","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> why sticky ears?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@winglessbuffalo\/115394926266689524","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115394719034860123","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115394719034860123"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-18:objectType=thread:nonce=468a5a9af6e82a99","notice_info":{"local_id":"11333607","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-10-18T11:27:42+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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pointer-outer not doom-monger.A couple if physics degrees I don&#39;t use that have gathered dust for 20 years.Enjoys doom metal (among other music), and a wide variety of nerd stuff. He\/Him or They\/Them, or whatever","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@daburudar","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"daburudar","displayName":"Daburu Dar","note":"Doom pointer-outer not doom-monger.A couple if physics degrees I don&#39;t use that have gathered dust for 20 years.Enjoys doom metal (among other music), and a wide variety of nerd stuff. He\/Him or They\/Them, or whatever"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> You are too stupid to be entrusted with supervising or managing others. Sadly, there are many like you.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-11:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/daburudar\/statuses\/115394725460914066","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/daburudar\/statuses\/115394725460914066","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> You are too stupid to be entrusted with supervising or managing others. Sadly, there are many like you.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@daburudar\/115394725460914066","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115394719034860123","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115394719034860123"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-18:objectType=thread:nonce=468a5a9af6e82a99","notice_info":{"local_id":"11333397","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-10-18T10:36:17+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@daburudar\/115394725460914066"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>I have slightly sticky out ears and for a long time have been deliberately holding back a member of my team from any promotions or payrises etc. as they often reply to my messages with the \"one big ear\" emoji. Only realised today that it's an image of someone saluting<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-11:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115394719034860123","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115394719034860123","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I have slightly sticky out ears and for a long time have been deliberately holding back a member of my team from any promotions or payrises etc. as they often reply to my messages with the \"one big ear\" emoji. Only realised today that it's an image of someone saluting<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115394719034860123","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-10-18:objectType=thread:nonce=468a5a9af6e82a99","notice_info":{"local_id":"11333394","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-10-18T10:35:28+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115394719034860123"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5775270","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}