{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":2,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Catfish_Man","displayName":"David Smith","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/152378-original-tmp20240919202620.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/152378-96-20240919205907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/152378-48-20240919205907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/152378-24-20240919205907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"152378"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/152378-96-20240919205907.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I am an irregular collection of floating diffuse lights, chiming softly","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Catfish_Man","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Catfish_Man","displayName":"David Smith","note":"I am an irregular collection of floating diffuse lights, chiming softly"}},"content":"<p>Mathematicians are very into optimal packing arrangements but I really think they\u2019ve neglected the subject of packing liquids. Specifically, how to fit 8 cups of chicken broth into 2 cups of rice (and assorted onions, garlic, turmeric, and mushroom seasoning) \u2764\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/tags\/cooking\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#cooking<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-07:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Catfish_Man\/statuses\/115149046525317690","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Catfish_Man\/statuses\/115149046525317690","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Mathematicians are very into optimal packing arrangements but I really think they\u2019ve neglected the subject of packing liquids. Specifically, how to fit 8 cups of chicken broth into 2 cups of rice (and assorted onions, garlic, turmeric, and mushroom seasoning) \u2764\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/tags\/cooking\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#cooking<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Catfish_Man\/115149046525317690","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"tags":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/object\/hashtag","displayName":"cooking"}]},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-09-05:objectType=thread:nonce=d48ec67965e2c899","notice_info":{"local_id":"10973678","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-09-05T01:20:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Catfish_Man\/115149046525317690"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/inthehands","displayName":"Paul Cantrell","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/53259-original-tmp20231130153900.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/53259-96-20231130154634.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/53259-48-20231130154634.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/53259-24-20231130154634.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"53259"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/53259-96-20231130154634.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Composer, pianist, programmer, professor, rabble rouser, redheadComputer Science at https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/mscs\/(Student projects: https:\/\/devgarden.macalester.edu)Artistic Director of https:\/\/newruckus.orgFreelance dev, often with https:\/\/bustout.comMusical troublemaker https:\/\/innig.net\/music\/The heart is the toughest part of the body.Tenderness is in the hands.\u00a0\u2014 Carolyn Forch\u00e9searchable","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@inthehands","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"inthehands","displayName":"Paul Cantrell","note":"Composer, pianist, programmer, professor, rabble rouser, redheadComputer Science at https:\/\/www.macalester.edu\/mscs\/(Student projects: https:\/\/devgarden.macalester.edu)Artistic Director of https:\/\/newruckus.orgFreelance dev, often with https:\/\/bustout.comMusical troublemaker https:\/\/innig.net\/music\/The heart is the toughest part of the body.Tenderness is in the hands.\u00a0\u2014 Carolyn Forch\u00e9searchable"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Catfish_Man\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Catfish_Man<\/a> <\/p><p>Yum. <\/p><p>You jest perhaps, but the \u201cvolume of alcohol plus water\u201d thing always blows my mind \u2014 and the explanation feels very math-adjacent!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-07:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/inthehands\/statuses\/115149060911815198","object":{"id":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/inthehands\/statuses\/115149060911815198","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Catfish_Man\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Catfish_Man<\/a> <\/p><p>Yum. <\/p><p>You jest perhaps, but the \u201cvolume of alcohol plus water\u201d thing always blows my mind \u2014 and the explanation feels very math-adjacent!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@inthehands\/115149060911815198","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Catfish_Man\/statuses\/115149046525317690","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Catfish_Man\/115149046525317690"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Catfish_Man"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-09-05:objectType=thread:nonce=d48ec67965e2c899","notice_info":{"local_id":"10973679","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-09-05T01:20:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@inthehands\/115149060911815198"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5589125","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}