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@fesshole<\/a> Dads are completely clueless and know nothing about vibrators, of course. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115128677840731227","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115128677840731227","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Dads are completely clueless and know nothing about vibrators, of course. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115128677840731227","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115128061531261586","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115128061531261586"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-09-01:objectType=thread:nonce=f4791a9f7a32079f","notice_info":{"local_id":"10939714","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-09-01T10:56:52+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115128677840731227"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Josueyubal","displayName":"Support Team","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360178-original-tmp20250901082104.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360178-96-20250901082104.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360178-48-20250901082104.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360178-24-20250901082104.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"360178"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360178-96-20250901082104.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Josueyubal","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Josueyubal","displayName":"Support Team"}},"content":"

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Recently moved house with the help of my dad, as he carried a tower of plastic tubs to his car I remembered my vibrator was in one. Drove behind him whole way to new house praying all of the items piled on top didn't set it off in transit. If he saw it - he didn't let on.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115128061531261586","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115128061531261586","objectType":"note","content":"

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