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Erstwhile Jeopardy! champion; Twitter escapee; just the beer light to guide you.Lawful in the streets, chaotic in the \u2026 toots?? (Relative newcomer to Mastodon &amp; still fumbling toward Masto competence.) William Hung and snow-white tan.\u00a0  \u1f1d\u03bd \u03bf\u1f36\u03b4\u03b1, \u1f45\u03c4\u03b9 \u03bf\u1f50\u03b4\u1f72\u03bd \u03bf\u1f36\u03b4\u03b1.","url":"https:\/\/thepit.social\/@20002ist","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"20002ist","displayName":"Hoarse e-Books","note":"Musings on DC, ancient Greek, depressingly overweening (in every possible sense) US fascism. Erstwhile Jeopardy! champion; Twitter escapee; just the beer light to guide you.Lawful in the streets, chaotic in the \u2026 toots?? (Relative newcomer to Mastodon &amp; still fumbling toward Masto competence.) 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It's only like a 40 minute trip.<\/p><p>As soon as we take off, the guy next to me produces a bag of shredded cheese and proceeds to absolutely house it. Just relentless fistfuls of Monterey Jack shoveled into his mouth. Emptied the whole thing in time to hand it off to a flight attendant before landing.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-27:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/masto.hackers.town\/users\/lmorchard\/statuses\/114934001720694430","object":{"id":"https:\/\/masto.hackers.town\/users\/lmorchard\/statuses\/114934001720694430","objectType":"note","content":"<p>So, I'm on a flight for a work trip from Portland to Seattle. It's only like a 40 minute trip.<\/p><p>As soon as we take off, the guy next to me produces a bag of shredded cheese and proceeds to absolutely house it. Just relentless fistfuls of Monterey Jack shoveled into his mouth. Emptied the whole thing in time to hand it off to a flight attendant before landing.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/masto.hackers.town\/@lmorchard\/114934001720694430","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-29:objectType=thread:nonce=9dba72c228686179","notice_info":{"local_id":"10639239","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-29T02:15:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/masto.hackers.town\/@lmorchard\/114934001720694430"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5421655","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}