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Previously developed software for money, now reads SFF.Consumer; not a producer as much. Follow-backs not expected nor necessarily desired. Performance anxiety, you know.Not AI generated, but AI would say that, so.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@haskins","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"haskins","displayName":"haskins","note":"Biodegradable matter in a convenient useful form. Previously developed software for money, now reads SFF.Consumer; not a producer as much. Follow-backs not expected nor necessarily desired. Performance anxiety, you know.Not AI generated, but AI would say that, so."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> My game on escalators is to choose which mattress in the mattress department I want to sleep on.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/haskins\/statuses\/114886474559762783","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/haskins\/statuses\/114886474559762783","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> My game on escalators is to choose which mattress in the mattress department I want to sleep on.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@haskins\/114886474559762783","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114878919844661781","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114878919844661781"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-19:objectType=thread:nonce=86167bc7f27adc5a","notice_info":{"local_id":"10559265","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-20T17:09:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@haskins\/114886474559762783"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> The latter is easily remedied.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/114879201546719330","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/114879201546719330","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> The latter is easily remedied.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/114879201546719330","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114878919844661781","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114878919844661781"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-19:objectType=thread:nonce=86167bc7f27adc5a","notice_info":{"local_id":"10547293","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-19T09:35:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/114879201546719330"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>I play a game when going up the escalators that I HAVE to choose one person going the other way to sleep with. I'm a 46 year old sweaty man<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114878919844661781","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114878919844661781","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I play a game when going up the escalators that I HAVE to choose one person going the other way to sleep with. I'm a 46 year old sweaty man<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114878919844661781","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-19:objectType=thread:nonce=86167bc7f27adc5a","notice_info":{"local_id":"10546979","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-19T08:20:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114878919844661781"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5375339","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}