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Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.I don&#39;t accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.Many people are saying things about me:&quot;im going to throw you into the sea&quot; - Jacie&quot;cram it, square!&quot; - Louisasee you nutmeats in hell","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"breakfastgolem","displayName":"BreakfastGolem, Normalized","note":"Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.I don&#39;t accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.Many people are saying things about me:&quot;im going to throw you into the sea&quot; - Jacie&quot;cram it, square!&quot; - Louisasee you nutmeats in hell"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> Following closely to discover Jake's fate.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem\/statuses\/114829591459492982","object":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem\/statuses\/114829591459492982","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> Following closely to discover Jake's fate.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461724","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829585916225019","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\/114829585916225019"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461724","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461724"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin","displayName":"Jen! Please Clap","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-original-tmp20231020154624.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-96-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-48-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-24-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"83022"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-96-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I&#39;m a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot.  Been here since 2018. I don&#39;t know why they keep letting me post. Don&#39;t index, nobot, don&#39;t scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.Letterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/hLCu7","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ItsJenNotGoblin","displayName":"Jen! Please Clap","note":"I&#39;m a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot.  Been here since 2018. I don&#39;t know why they keep letting me post. Don&#39;t index, nobot, don&#39;t scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.Letterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/hLCu7"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> no, I just wanna know where\/how you got this lmao<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829635062397248","object":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829635062397248","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> no, I just wanna know where\/how you got this lmao<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461726","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink\/statuses\/114829595964599782","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\/114829595964599782"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461726","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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(he\/they)","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"edstink","displayName":"the jaker 2","note":"I am not a crackpot (he\/they)"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> should I have CW\u2019d Grimace\u2019s fat juicy ass?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink\/statuses\/114829595964599782","object":{"id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink\/statuses\/114829595964599782","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> should I have CW\u2019d Grimace\u2019s fat juicy ass?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\/114829595964599782","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem\/statuses\/114829591459492982","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461724"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461725","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU 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here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.I don&#39;t accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.Many people are saying things about me:&quot;im going to throw you into the sea&quot; - Jacie&quot;cram it, square!&quot; - Louisasee you nutmeats in hell","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"breakfastgolem","displayName":"BreakfastGolem, Normalized","note":"Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.I don&#39;t accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.Many people are saying things about me:&quot;im going to throw you into the sea&quot; - Jacie&quot;cram it, square!&quot; - Louisasee you nutmeats in hell"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> He searched \"grimace's fat juicy delicious donk\" on the internet.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem\/statuses\/114829636962401024","object":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem\/statuses\/114829636962401024","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> He searched \"grimace's fat juicy delicious donk\" on the internet.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\/114829636962401024","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829635062397248","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461726"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461727","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:52+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\/114829636962401024"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin","displayName":"Jen! Please Clap","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-original-tmp20231020154624.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-96-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-48-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-24-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"83022"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-96-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I&#39;m a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot.  Been here since 2018. I don&#39;t know why they keep letting me post. Don&#39;t index, nobot, don&#39;t scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.Letterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/hLCu7","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ItsJenNotGoblin","displayName":"Jen! Please Clap","note":"I&#39;m a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot.  Been here since 2018. I don&#39;t know why they keep letting me post. Don&#39;t index, nobot, don&#39;t scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.Letterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/hLCu7"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> you know it's AI bc no McDonald's kitchen gives workers that much space<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829642312626108","object":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829642312626108","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> you know it's AI bc no McDonald's kitchen gives workers that much space<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461728","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem\/statuses\/114829636962401024","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\/114829636962401024"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461728","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:51+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461728"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink","displayName":"the jaker 2","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/272762-original-tmp20240722211545.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":189,"height":189},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/272762-96-20240722211545.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/272762-48-20240722211545.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/272762-24-20240722211545.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"272762"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/272762-96-20240722211545.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I am not a crackpot (he\/they)","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"edstink","displayName":"the jaker 2","note":"I am not a crackpot (he\/they)"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> is this, like, a Mandela effect thing? I always remember Grimace being a PAPG<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink\/statuses\/114829656086301590","object":{"id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink\/statuses\/114829656086301590","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> is this, like, a Mandela effect thing? I always remember Grimace being a PAPG<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\/114829656086301590","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829642312626108","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461728"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461729","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\/114829656086301590"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin","displayName":"Jen! Please Clap","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-original-tmp20231020154624.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-96-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-48-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-24-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"83022"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/83022-96-20231020162956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I&#39;m a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot.  Been here since 2018. I don&#39;t know why they keep letting me post. Don&#39;t index, nobot, don&#39;t scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.Letterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/hLCu7","url":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"ItsJenNotGoblin","displayName":"Jen! Please Clap","note":"I&#39;m a motherfucking delight, but only if your mom is hot.  Been here since 2018. I don&#39;t know why they keep letting me post. Don&#39;t index, nobot, don&#39;t scrape, stop being a creep you little tech freaks.Letterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/hLCu7"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> I don't remember him having a butt per se. Just a giant flared butt plug shape tbh<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829687728496548","object":{"id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829687728496548","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Thomas<\/a> I don't remember him having a butt per se. Just a giant flared butt plug shape tbh<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461730","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink\/statuses\/114829656086301590","url":"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\/114829656086301590"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461730","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461730"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas","displayName":"Thomas :letterboxd:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-original-tmp20251230191829.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":200,"height":200},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-96-20251230225843.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-48-20251230202106.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-24-20251230225843.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4391"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-96-20251230225843.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.He\/HimMovies &amp; Meta-tootsDad StuffStand Up or Give Up\u2b50\ufe0f VIP \u2b50\ufe0f Clout BaronI do not accept follow requests:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of ChampionsFounder of Mastodon #MovieClubHablo poquito Espa\u00f1ol (mal)18+#PervertsDoNotInteractDon&#39;t be weird to meDo not teach me. I do not want to learn Sports: https:\/\/allpro.social\/@thomasLetterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/D6n5","url":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Thomas","displayName":"Thomas :letterboxd:","note":"Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.He\/HimMovies &amp; Meta-tootsDad StuffStand Up or Give Up\u2b50\ufe0f VIP \u2b50\ufe0f Clout BaronI do not accept follow requests:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of ChampionsFounder of Mastodon #MovieClubHablo poquito Espa\u00f1ol (mal)18+#PervertsDoNotInteractDon&#39;t be weird to meDo not teach me. I do not want to learn Sports: https:\/\/allpro.social\/@thomasLetterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/D6n5"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> was Grimace always that thick? The longest thread in the history of Mastodon<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas\/statuses\/114830111552618212","object":{"id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas\/statuses\/114830111552618212","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@ItsJenNotGoblin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ItsJenNotGoblin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/normal.style\/@edstink\" class=\"u-url mention\">@edstink<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/@breakfastgolem\" class=\"u-url mention\">@breakfastgolem<\/a> was Grimace always that thick? The longest thread in the history of Mastodon<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\/114830111552618212","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin\/statuses\/114829687728496548","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/10461730"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/ItsJenNotGoblin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/goblin.camp\/users\/breakfastgolem"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/normal.style\/users\/edstink"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461731","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:47+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\/114830111552618212"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas","displayName":"Thomas :letterboxd:","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-original-tmp20251230191829.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":200,"height":200},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-96-20251230225843.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-48-20251230202106.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-24-20251230225843.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4391"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/4391-96-20251230225843.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.He\/HimMovies &amp; Meta-tootsDad StuffStand Up or Give Up\u2b50\ufe0f VIP \u2b50\ufe0f Clout BaronI do not accept follow requests:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of ChampionsFounder of Mastodon #MovieClubHablo poquito Espa\u00f1ol (mal)18+#PervertsDoNotInteractDon&#39;t be weird to meDo not teach me. I do not want to learn Sports: https:\/\/allpro.social\/@thomasLetterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/D6n5","url":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Thomas","displayName":"Thomas :letterboxd:","note":"Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.He\/HimMovies &amp; Meta-tootsDad StuffStand Up or Give Up\u2b50\ufe0f VIP \u2b50\ufe0f Clout BaronI do not accept follow requests:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of ChampionsFounder of Mastodon #MovieClubHablo poquito Espa\u00f1ol (mal)18+#PervertsDoNotInteractDon&#39;t be weird to meDo not teach me. I do not want to learn Sports: https:\/\/allpro.social\/@thomasLetterboxd: https:\/\/boxd.it\/D6n5"}},"content":"<p>Share a funny meme with me in this thread<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-06:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas\/statuses\/114829454918130497","object":{"id":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/users\/Thomas\/statuses\/114829454918130497","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Share a funny meme with me in this thread<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\/114829454918130497","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-10:objectType=thread:nonce=dee0f2b082e609f7","notice_info":{"local_id":"10461716","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-10T17:44:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/laserdisc.party\/@Thomas\/114829454918130497"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5332518","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}