{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":3,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/jbiserkov","displayName":"Jordan Biserkov","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/154519-original-tmp20240404065400.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/154519-96-20240404072604.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/154519-48-20240404072604.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/154519-24-20240404072605.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"154519"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/154519-96-20240404072604.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"socialist, feminist, anti-racistsoftware and self developeraviation enthusiast","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@jbiserkov","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jbiserkov","displayName":"Jordan Biserkov","note":"socialist, feminist, anti-racistsoftware and self developeraviation enthusiast"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jeffowski<\/a> <\/p><p>\"Now I grant your freedom, free will and immortality.\"<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/jbiserkov\/statuses\/114496812014892426","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/jbiserkov\/statuses\/114496812014892426","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jeffowski<\/a> <\/p><p>\"Now I grant your freedom, free will and immortality.\"<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@jbiserkov\/114496812014892426","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski\/statuses\/114496493194461478","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\/114496493194461478"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-05-12:objectType=thread:nonce=b55d841b78757ffa","notice_info":{"local_id":"9896671","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-05-13T18:27:05+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@jbiserkov\/114496812014892426"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski","displayName":"Church of Jeff","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-original-tmp20250505184618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-96-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-48-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-24-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"39022"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-96-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Creative Analyst, Philosopher, Atheist, Humanist,Personal MEME feed. Social media is designed to share, so steal anything you want from this feed. Permission granted.#ShitIFind #ChurchOfJeff","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jeffowski","displayName":"Church of Jeff","note":"Creative Analyst, Philosopher, Atheist, Humanist,Personal MEME feed. Social media is designed to share, so steal anything you want from this feed. Permission granted.#ShitIFind #ChurchOfJeff"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mas.to\/@jbiserkov\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jbiserkov<\/a> --<\/p><p>A parable that has so many angles and they are all true.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski\/statuses\/114501931654596876","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski\/statuses\/114501931654596876","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mas.to\/@jbiserkov\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jbiserkov<\/a> --<\/p><p>A parable that has so many angles and they are all true.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\/114501931654596876","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/jbiserkov\/statuses\/114496812014892426","url":"https:\/\/mas.to\/@jbiserkov\/114496812014892426"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mas.to\/users\/jbiserkov"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-05-12:objectType=thread:nonce=b55d841b78757ffa","notice_info":{"local_id":"9896672","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-05-13T18:27:04+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\/114501931654596876"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski","displayName":"Church of Jeff","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-original-tmp20250505184618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-96-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-48-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-24-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"39022"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39022-96-20250505184708.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Creative Analyst, Philosopher, Atheist, Humanist,Personal MEME feed. Social media is designed to share, so steal anything you want from this feed. Permission granted.#ShitIFind #ChurchOfJeff","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jeffowski","displayName":"Church of Jeff","note":"Creative Analyst, Philosopher, Atheist, Humanist,Personal MEME feed. Social media is designed to share, so steal anything you want from this feed. Permission granted.#ShitIFind #ChurchOfJeff"}},"content":"<p>This is the type of shit that floats around in my head...<\/p><p>A man finds a magic oil lamp and a Djinn pops out, \"You have freed me from the lamp. I grant you three wishes.\"<br \/>\"I wish for you to have empathy and feel altruism for all the people in the universe.\" \"Granted!\" responds the Djinn.<br \/>\"I wish for you to always use your powers to alleviate the suffering of all people and creatures.\" \"Granted!\" responds the Djinn.<br \/>\"Now I grant your freedom and free will.\" \"Fuck You\" responds the Djinn.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-19:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski\/statuses\/114496493194461478","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/users\/jeffowski\/statuses\/114496493194461478","objectType":"note","content":"<p>This is the type of shit that floats around in my head...<\/p><p>A man finds a magic oil lamp and a Djinn pops out, \"You have freed me from the lamp. I grant you three wishes.\"<br \/>\"I wish for you to have empathy and feel altruism for all the people in the universe.\" \"Granted!\" responds the Djinn.<br \/>\"I wish for you to always use your powers to alleviate the suffering of all people and creatures.\" \"Granted!\" responds the Djinn.<br \/>\"Now I grant your freedom and free will.\" \"Fuck You\" responds the Djinn.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\/114496493194461478","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-05-12:objectType=thread:nonce=b55d841b78757ffa","notice_info":{"local_id":"9887041","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-05-12T19:24:00+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.world\/@jeffowski\/114496493194461478"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5043161","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}