{"text":"@thomasfuchs we did one of the really tall, really wide ones with the sliding glass doors.the instructions are *awful*. they get you to put the doors on, which is the most horrendously fiddly thing to have to do with a door that's made of glass coated aluminium, heavy as fuck, bigger than you, impossible to hold, and with a mechanism you can't see. then they refer you to the second manual. which tells you to TAKE THE DOORS BACK OFF. I almost fucking lost it.","truncated":false,"created_at":"Thu Aug 20 03:06:31 +0900 2026","in_reply_to_status_id":"13056881","uri":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/users\/gsuberland\/statuses\/117123410966009425","source":"ActivityPub","source_link":null,"id":13056974,"in_reply_to_user_id":37337,"in_reply_to_screen_name":"thomasfuchs","geo":null,"user":{"id":39473,"name":"Graham Sutherland \/ Polynomial","screen_name":"gsuberland","location":null,"description":"he\\himheavily ADHD.into electronics, windows internals, cryptography, security, compute hardware, physics, colourimetry, lasers, stage lighting, D&amp;B, DJing, demoscene, lepidoptera, socialism.I am mothman. L\u00c4MP \ud83d\udca1nullsector\/laser team @ EMF Camplasers &amp; lighting orga @ NOVA DemopartyI sell funny warning stickers at Unsafe Warnings: https:\/\/unsafewarnings.etsy.comall posts encrypted with ROT256-ECB.header photo by @jtruk","profile_image_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39473-48-20221126005119.webp","profile_image_url_https":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39473-48-20221126005119.webp","profile_image_url_profile_size":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39473-96-20221126005119.webp","profile_image_url_original":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/39473-original-tmp20221126005119.webp","groups_count":0,"linkcolor":false,"backgroundcolor":false,"url":null,"protected":false,"followers_count":0,"friends_count":0,"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 09:51:16 +0900 2022","utc_offset":"0","time_zone":"UTC","statuses_count":1336,"following":false,"statusnet_blocking":false,"notifications":false,"statusnet_profile_url":"https:\/\/chaos.social\/@gsuberland","cover_photo":false,"background_image":false,"profile_link_color":false,"profile_background_color":false,"profile_banner_url":false,"is_local":false,"is_silenced":false,"rights":{"delete_user":false,"delete_others_notice":false,"silence":false,"sandbox":false},"is_sandboxed":false,"favourites_count":0},"statusnet_html":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@thomasfuchs\" class=\"u-url mention\">@thomasfuchs<\/a> we did one of the really tall, really wide ones with the sliding glass doors.<\/p><p>the instructions are *awful*. they get you to put the doors on, which is the most horrendously fiddly thing to have to do with a door that's made of glass coated aluminium, heavy as fuck, bigger than you, impossible to hold, and with a mechanism you can't see. then they refer you to the second manual. which tells you to TAKE THE DOORS BACK OFF. I almost fucking lost it.<\/p>","statusnet_conversation_id":6632635,"statusnet_in_groups":false,"external_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/13056974","in_reply_to_profileurl":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@thomasfuchs","in_reply_to_ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/thomasfuchs","attentions":[{"id":37337,"screen_name":"thomasfuchs","fullname":"Thomas \ud83d\udd2d\ud83d\udd79\ufe0f","profileurl":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/@thomasfuchs","ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/hachyderm.io\/users\/thomasfuchs"}],"fave_num":0,"repeat_num":0,"is_post_verb":true,"is_local":false,"favorited":false,"repeated":false}