{"text":"Today I hope that John Roberts remembers that he completely forgot about what would have been Antonin Scalia's 90th birthday last month, and in contrition and fondness he decides to try mortification of the flesh in Scalia's honor and so he digs out the cilice Scalia once gave him to celebrate Josemar\u00eda Escriv\u00e1's birthday and straps it tightly around his upper thigh under his slacks, with the points digging painfully into the soft skin there, but he doesn't realize that Opus Dei associates are only supposed to wear the punishment device two hours a day and instead John wears it all day and that night when he finally goes to take it off it's bled in several places and scabbed itself into his skin and hurts and bleeds more when he pulls it loose and he wipes the whole area with alcohol for safety which also hurts like hell and wraps it in gauze and quickly pulls on his PJs so his wife won't see and honestly he doesn't feel any closer to God at all. https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2026\/apr\/06\/opus-dei-gareth-gore-pope-leo","truncated":false,"created_at":"Mon May 18 06:54:05 +0900 2026","in_reply_to_status_id":"12613672","uri":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116414514500821170","source":"ActivityPub","source_link":null,"id":12613673,"in_reply_to_user_id":80532,"in_reply_to_screen_name":"msbellows","geo":null,"attachments":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2026\/apr\/06\/opus-dei-gareth-gore-pope-leo","mimetype":"text\/html; charset=UTF-8","size":"368758","id":"6090451","version":"1.2"}],"user":{"id":80532,"name":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","screen_name":"msbellows","location":null,"description":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","profile_image_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-48-20221225165317.webp","profile_image_url_https":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-48-20221225165317.webp","profile_image_url_profile_size":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-96-20221225165317.webp","profile_image_url_original":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-original-tmp20221225165317.webp","groups_count":0,"linkcolor":false,"backgroundcolor":false,"url":null,"protected":false,"followers_count":0,"friends_count":0,"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 01:53:16 +0900 2022","utc_offset":"0","time_zone":"UTC","statuses_count":576,"following":false,"statusnet_blocking":false,"notifications":false,"statusnet_profile_url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","cover_photo":false,"background_image":false,"profile_link_color":false,"profile_background_color":false,"profile_banner_url":false,"is_local":false,"is_silenced":false,"rights":{"delete_user":false,"delete_others_notice":false,"silence":false,"sandbox":false},"is_sandboxed":false,"favourites_count":0},"statusnet_html":"<p>Today I hope that John Roberts remembers that he completely forgot about what would have been Antonin Scalia's 90th birthday last month, and in contrition and fondness he decides to try mortification of the flesh in Scalia's honor and so he digs out the cilice Scalia once gave him to celebrate Josemar\u00eda Escriv\u00e1's birthday and straps it tightly around his upper thigh under his slacks, with the points digging painfully into the soft skin there, but he doesn't realize that Opus Dei associates are only supposed to wear the punishment device two hours a day and instead John wears it all day and that night when he finally goes to take it off it's bled in several places and scabbed itself into his skin and hurts and bleeds more when he pulls it loose and he wipes the whole area with alcohol for safety which also hurts like hell and wraps it in gauze and quickly pulls on his PJs so his wife won't see and honestly he doesn't feel any closer to God at all. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2026\/apr\/06\/opus-dei-gareth-gore-pope-leo\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2026\/apr\/06\/opus-dei-gareth-gore-pope-leo<\/a><\/p>","statusnet_conversation_id":6406187,"statusnet_in_groups":false,"attachment_error":{"code":500,"message":"No result found on File_thumbnail lookup.","file":"\/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/classes\/File_thumbnail.php","line":185,"trace":"#0 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/classes\/File_thumbnail.php(110): File_thumbnail::byFile()\n#1 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/classes\/File.php(601): File_thumbnail::fromFileObject()\n#2 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/local\/plugins\/Qvitter\/QvitterPlugin.php(609): File->getThumbnail()\n#3 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/lib\/util\/event.php(89): QvitterPlugin->onNoticeSimpleStatusArray()\n#4 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/lib\/api\/apiaction.php(382): Event::handle()\n#5 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/lib\/api\/apiaction.php(271): ApiAction->twitterSimpleStatusArray()\n#6 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/lib\/api\/apiaction.php(622): ApiAction->twitterStatusArray()\n#7 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/actions\/apistatusesshow.php(137): ApiAction->show_single_json_status()\n#8 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/actions\/apistatusesshow.php(114): ApiStatusesShowAction->showNotice()\n#9 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/lib\/action\/action.php(211): ApiStatusesShowAction->handle()\n#10 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/lib\/action\/action.php(98): Action->execute()\n#11 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/public\/index.php(340): Action::run()\n#12 \/virtual\/senooken\/public_html\/gnusocial@gnusocial.jp\/public\/index.php(343): main()\n#13 {main}"},"external_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12613673","in_reply_to_profileurl":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","in_reply_to_ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows","attentions":[],"fave_num":0,"repeat_num":0,"is_post_verb":true,"is_local":false,"favorited":false,"repeated":false}