{"text":"@steter @ai6yr @david And every single one of them grew up to be an assferret.","truncated":false,"created_at":"Wed May 13 07:21:05 +0900 2026","in_reply_to_status_id":"12589750","uri":"https:\/\/c.im\/users\/msbellows\/statuses\/116563763404424606","source":"ActivityPub","source_link":null,"id":12590075,"in_reply_to_user_id":182810,"in_reply_to_screen_name":"steter","geo":null,"user":{"id":80532,"name":"M.S. Bellows, Jr.","screen_name":"msbellows","location":null,"description":"Twitter diaspora. Agamemnon sucks: we do the fighting, he gets the girls. (Oregonian. Mediator\/lawyer\/writer; bylines in The Guardian, Alternet, HuffPost\/OffTheBus, more.) Dad of the best adult kids ever; 3+ decade husband to the best woman ever. Ex-mountain rescue volunteer, USFS firefighter, aircrash litigator, prosecutor, swimming pool digger, bartender. Other stuff. Kindness is king.","profile_image_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-48-20221225165317.webp","profile_image_url_https":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-48-20221225165317.webp","profile_image_url_profile_size":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-96-20221225165317.webp","profile_image_url_original":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80532-original-tmp20221225165317.webp","groups_count":0,"linkcolor":false,"backgroundcolor":false,"url":null,"protected":false,"followers_count":0,"friends_count":0,"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 01:53:16 +0900 2022","utc_offset":"0","time_zone":"UTC","statuses_count":513,"following":false,"statusnet_blocking":false,"notifications":false,"statusnet_profile_url":"https:\/\/c.im\/@msbellows","cover_photo":false,"background_image":false,"profile_link_color":false,"profile_background_color":false,"profile_banner_url":false,"is_local":false,"is_silenced":false,"rights":{"delete_user":false,"delete_others_notice":false,"silence":false,"sandbox":false},"is_sandboxed":false,"favourites_count":0},"statusnet_html":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/@steter\" class=\"u-url mention\">@steter<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/m.ai6yr.org\/@ai6yr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ai6yr<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/fouroclockfarms.club\/@david\" class=\"u-url mention\">@david<\/a> And every single one of them grew up to be an assferret.<\/p>","statusnet_conversation_id":6394246,"statusnet_in_groups":false,"external_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12590075","in_reply_to_profileurl":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/@steter","in_reply_to_ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter","attentions":[{"id":96956,"screen_name":"ai6yr","fullname":"AI6YR Ben","profileurl":"https:\/\/m.ai6yr.org\/@ai6yr","ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/m.ai6yr.org\/users\/ai6yr"},{"id":182810,"screen_name":"steter","fullname":"Steve's Place","profileurl":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/@steter","ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter"},{"id":216074,"screen_name":"david","fullname":"Salty Badg \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 \u2721\ufe0f","profileurl":"https:\/\/fouroclockfarms.club\/@david","ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/fouroclockfarms.club\/users\/david"}],"fave_num":0,"repeat_num":0,"is_post_verb":true,"is_local":false,"favorited":false,"repeated":false}