{"text":"@lapcatsoftware I realise this is a shitpost (ahem), but I\u2019ve never had a domestic toilet clog on me. I\u2019ve seen utter disasters\/sabotage in public toilets, but never a domestic one, and now I\u2019m disturbingly curious as to your situation.","truncated":false,"created_at":"Fri Mar 13 01:21:11 +0900 2026","in_reply_to_status_id":"12279906","uri":"https:\/\/mastodon.online\/users\/octothorpe\/statuses\/116216346670887089","source":"ActivityPub","source_link":null,"id":12279907,"in_reply_to_user_id":211110,"in_reply_to_screen_name":"lapcatsoftware","geo":null,"user":{"id":80743,"name":"CM Harrington","screen_name":"octothorpe","location":null,"description":"I am something that you will never comprehend.#UX #Prince #otters #funk #soul #lgbt #OldHead","profile_image_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80743-48-20230410054700.webp","profile_image_url_https":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80743-48-20230410054700.webp","profile_image_url_profile_size":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80743-96-20230410054700.webp","profile_image_url_original":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/80743-original-tmp20221226151944.webp","groups_count":0,"linkcolor":false,"backgroundcolor":false,"url":null,"protected":false,"followers_count":0,"friends_count":0,"created_at":"Tue Dec 27 00:19:41 +0900 2022","utc_offset":"0","time_zone":"UTC","statuses_count":120,"following":false,"statusnet_blocking":false,"notifications":false,"statusnet_profile_url":"https:\/\/mastodon.online\/@octothorpe","cover_photo":false,"background_image":false,"profile_link_color":false,"profile_background_color":false,"profile_banner_url":false,"is_local":false,"is_silenced":false,"rights":{"delete_user":false,"delete_others_notice":false,"silence":false,"sandbox":false},"is_sandboxed":false,"favourites_count":0},"statusnet_html":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lapcatsoftware\" class=\"u-url mention\">@lapcatsoftware<\/a> I realise this is a shitpost (ahem), but I\u2019ve never had a domestic toilet clog on me. I\u2019ve seen utter disasters\/sabotage in public toilets, but never a domestic one, and now I\u2019m disturbingly curious as to your situation.<\/p>","statusnet_conversation_id":6230782,"statusnet_in_groups":false,"external_url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12279907","in_reply_to_profileurl":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lapcatsoftware","in_reply_to_ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lapcatsoftware","attentions":[{"id":211110,"screen_name":"lapcatsoftware","fullname":"Jeff Johnson","profileurl":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@lapcatsoftware","ostatus_uri":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/lapcatsoftware"}],"fave_num":0,"repeat_num":0,"is_post_verb":true,"is_local":false,"favorited":false,"repeated":false}